So you're an actor? Yes, one of your pathetic failed ones. You don't have to come find me...

Stu: So you're an actor? The Caller: Yes, one of your pathetic failed ones. You don't have to come find me and ruin me, I can't get work as it is. I've done some off-Broadway, some off-Manhattan, but that dried up. Now I wait tables, clean toilets, anything I can to make the rent. I'm a walking cliché.

- Tell me what you want. MAN: I want your complete attention. - Are you an actor? - Yes. One of your pathetic failed ones. - It's tough when you're not known. - Tell me about it. You don't have to hunt me and crush me. I can't get work in this town as it is. I've done some off-Broadway, some off-Manhattan plays, but that dried up. Now I wait tables, clean toilets, anything to make the rent. I'm a walking cliché. I can help you. I can get you auditions. Auditions? You're not an agent. You're a publicist. Yeah, but I have contacts. I know agents. I can get you an audition. - Really? - Yeah. Well, there is someone I'd like you to call. Name it. Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth. - I don't know what you're talking about. - No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work. - No. - Then I guess I'll have to do it. - Look, don't! - Too late. It's already ringing.