They said, "I hear you gota strange problem," And I said, "well, officer, yes I do." And...

They said, "I hear you got
a strange problem," And I said, "well, officer, yes I do." And so I take the officer down the driveway, To the side of the house, and I say, "he's gotten himself into the corner of the house, And that's' where he is." The gentleman officer then--he draws his weapon immediately, Pulls out his flashlight, Gets on his hands and knees,
and goes right in, Under the crawlspace, after this guy. I mean, at this point, I'm almost more scared
than I ever was 'cause I'm afraid there's gonna
be a shootout under my house