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"Pineapple Express" quotes

Pineapple Express poster
A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Director: David Gordon Green
Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $87,341,380
Released: 06 Aug 2008
Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations

143 video clips

General BrattScientistPrivate MillerDale DentonRedSaul SilverMathesonBudlofskyAngie AndersonKenTed JonesClarkRobertMr. EdwardsShannonCarolPolice Liaison Officer
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When did it start - Pineapple Express 00:55 When did it start Let's roll I'm done With the woods Let's go - Pineapple Express 00:35 Let's roll I'm done With the woods Let's go I wish I had that - Pineapple Express 00:16 I wish I had that Fuck the police - Pineapple Express 00:05 Fuck the police Why don't you follow his lead and chill out - Pineapple Express 00:23 Why don't you follow his lead and chill out Now about in the park when I said that you were my friend - Pineapple Express 00:37 Now about in the park when I said that you were my friend Private Miller - Pineapple Express 00:24 Private Miller It's almost a shame to smoke it - Pineapple Express 00:10 It's almost a shame to smoke it I'm trying to decide how stoned I am - Pineapple Express 00:13 I'm trying to decide how stoned I am You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker - Pineapple Express 00:06 You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos motherfucker I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact - Pineapple Express 00:37 I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the... I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute - Pineapple Express 00:05 I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute Even if he found that roach how could he knowwhere you are - Pineapple Express 00:25 Even if he found that roach how could he knowwhere you are When I go visit her in high school and the guys she goes to school with - Pineapple Express 00:21 When I go visit her in high school and the guys she goes to... Best fucking friends forever man Seriously - Pineapple Express 00:04 Best fucking friends forever man Seriously This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - Pineapple Express 00:25 This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I... What's down there Fucking rancor - Pineapple Express 00:05 What's down there Fucking rancor I'm having dinner with my wife She can tell - Pineapple Express 00:16 I'm having dinner with my wife She can tell I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old - Pineapple Express 00:09 I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old This is the future - Pineapple Express 00:37 This is the future Look it's like my thumb is my cock - Pineapple Express 00:10 Look it's like my thumb is my cock Be careful man Be careful Wear shoes in the house - Pineapple Express 00:08 Be careful man Be careful Wear shoes in the house What's up with the suit - Pineapple Express 00:18 What's up with the suit Do you know what today is - Pineapple Express 00:30 Do you know what today is No I think we should stay - Pineapple Express 00:06 No I think we should stay Well how about a little fucking discretion here - Pineapple Express 00:17 Well how about a little fucking discretion here War is upon you - Pineapple Express 00:05 War is upon you There is a fly in the ointment - Pineapple Express 00:06 There is a fly in the ointment Don't think I can handle danger What are you talking about - Pineapple Express 00:24 Don't think I can handle danger What are you talking... I thought hurricane season was over - Pineapple Express 00:04 I thought hurricane season was over Red it's your last chance man - Pineapple Express 00:36 Red it's your last chance man Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm talking about See you guys later - Pineapple Express 00:06 Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm... Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind - Pineapple Express 00:22 Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed... You assholes do exactly what I say - Pineapple Express 00:09 You assholes do exactly what I say You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole - Pineapple Express 00:05 You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that With love - Pineapple Express 00:06 Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that With love I like had my foot through the window - Pineapple Express 00:09 I like had my foot through the window All right Clark Clark's a great guy - Pineapple Express 00:19 All right Clark Clark's a great guy You lied to me I did I lied bigtime to you - Pineapple Express 00:33 You lied to me I did I lied bigtime to you I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9 - Pineapple Express 00:08 I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9 Dude I wanted to tell you - Pineapple Express 00:10 Dude I wanted to tell you You killed my ear You shot me - Pineapple Express 00:13 You killed my ear You shot me You know you gonna die right Yeah - Pineapple Express 00:16 You know you gonna die right Yeah Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me - Pineapple Express 00:06 Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me Dude what happened to your eye - Pineapple Express 00:04 Dude what happened to your eye I'll boost you up okay And then you pull me up - Pineapple Express 00:05 I'll boost you up okay And then you pull me up I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow - Pineapple Express 00:05 I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow How I look like an asshole You are one - Pineapple Express 00:04 How I look like an asshole You are one May I have the Garagely room please - Pineapple Express 00:15 May I have the Garagely room please Hello Hey man - Pineapple Express 00:21 Hello Hey man You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture too - Pineapple Express 00:36 You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture... He fucking killed him - Pineapple Express 00:14 He fucking killed him I'm cold - Pineapple Express 00:12 I'm cold You're in the jungle now baby - Pineapple Express 00:04 You're in the jungle now baby Are you high What No I'm not high Why - Pineapple Express 00:07 Are you high What No I'm not high Why Shit I wish We could just go nowhere - Pineapple Express 00:06 Shit I wish We could just go nowhere You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girl - Pineapple Express 00:26 You know don't get down on yourself You got a great... I might act tough - Pineapple Express 00:09 I might act tough Yeah I know where he lives - Pineapple Express 00:12 Yeah I know where he lives What the fuck man You shot me in my stomach - Pineapple Express 00:13 What the fuck man You shot me in my stomach Okay here's What you do - Pineapple Express 00:07 Okay here's What you do What you do is you light all three ends at the same time - Pineapple Express 00:19 What you do is you light all three ends at the same time What we do in this life echoes in eternity - Pineapple Express 00:05 What we do in this life echoes in eternity Private we need you to be serious - Pineapple Express 00:30 Private we need you to be serious No I don't Look I'm gonna come clean - Pineapple Express 00:05 No I don't Look I'm gonna come clean Hey what's up dudes - Pineapple Express 00:37 Hey what's up dudes Sounds like home cooking to me That was fun - Pineapple Express 00:24 Sounds like home cooking to me That was fun Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today - Pineapple Express 00:05 Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today You were cold and I clothed you - Pineapple Express 00:04 You were cold and I clothed you There you go - Pineapple Express 00:05 There you go Give me that fire extinguisher - Pineapple Express 00:04 Give me that fire extinguisher Yes do you believe me Give me a minute - Pineapple Express 00:12 Yes do you believe me Give me a minute You know you gonna die right Yeah - Pineapple Express 00:10 You know you gonna die right Yeah I can't do this I'm sorry I can't do this - Pineapple Express 00:24 I can't do this I'm sorry I can't do this What an adorable little cop - Pineapple Express 00:05 What an adorable little cop Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind - Pineapple Express 00:36 Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed... Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at him - Pineapple Express 00:10 Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at him Oh big sexy with glasses - Pineapple Express 00:04 Oh big sexy with glasses You threw up on my printer - Pineapple Express 00:07 You threw up on my printer What the fuck was that I was trying to hit that tree I missed - Pineapple Express 00:36 What the fuck was that I was trying to hit that tree I... I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah - Pineapple Express 00:06 I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah Smells like vomit in this house - Pineapple Express 00:04 Smells like vomit in this house I am somewhat immature but you're more immature I'm older - Pineapple Express 00:15 I am somewhat immature but you're more immature... Smell it Okay - Pineapple Express 00:23 Smell it Okay Don't move What's in your hand - Pineapple Express 00:29 Don't move What's in your hand Thank you - Pineapple Express 00:27 Thank you This is so exciting Okay okay - Pineapple Express 00:04 This is so exciting Okay okay I'm gonna tear this ass up - Pineapple Express 00:04 I'm gonna tear this ass up Angie I swear to God you do something or I'm gonna - Pineapple Express 00:07 Angie I swear to God you do something or I'm gonna
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Cast

Dale Denton - Seth Rogen
Saul Silver - James Franco
Red - Danny McBride
Budlofsky - Kevin Corrigan
Matheson - Craig Robinson
All Cast