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Pineapple Express

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Director

David Gordon Green

Year

Genre

action, comedy, crime

Box Office

$87,341,380

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

Awards

2 wins & 15 nominations

Homepage

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/pineappleexpress/

Dale Denton

Saul Silver

Red

Budlofsky

Matheson

Ted Jones

Carol

Robert

Shannon

Angie Anderson

Mr. Edwards

Clark

Arthur Napiontek

Police Liaison Officer

Private Miller

General Bratt

Scientist

Jonathan Spencer

Cheung

Bobby

Ken

Chris Gebert

Mark (as Howard Lefstein)

Howard S. Lefstein

Faye Belogus

Cop with Mole

Mrs. Mendelson

Old Woman

Kendall Carly Browne

Old Man

Walt (as John Tramutola)

John Robert Tramutola

Ack

Blake

Sandra Danby

Jeannetta Arnette

Guy in Car

Guy in Car #2

Xerox Secretary

Walter - Accountant

Dr. Terrence

Robert Longstreet

Peter - Thug #1 (as Peter Lewis)

Peter Gray Lewis

Jared - Thug #2

Lance - Thug #5

Thug #3

Thug #4

School Guy #1

Ricky Dominguez

Pedestrian

Tennis Pro

Troy

Trish

Mandy Henderson

High School Student

Brandon G. Holley

Man Reading Paper at Bus Stop

Assassin #1

Paramedic

1930's Scientist

Scientist

Clark's Friend

(voice)

Waitress

Gov't Scientist B.O.N.G. Inventor / Diving Suit Attendant

George F. Watson

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General Bratt Scientist Private Miller Dale Denton Red Saul Silver Matheson Budlofsky Angie Anderson Ken Ted Jones Clark Robert Mr. Edwards Shannon Carol Police Liaison Officer

No! No, no, no! Where you going, huh? Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? Come on. Get bac - Pineapple Express

No! No, no, no! Where you going, huh? Where do you think...

Jesus Holy cock - Pineapple Express

Jesus Holy cock

Jesus Holy cock - Pineapple Express

Jesus Holy cock

Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get back here Saul help me Help meHe's punching my bum Red WhooDale I'm done with this Let's talk Let's try wordsUse words No No No - Pineapple Express

Where do you think you're going Mr WigglesCome on Get...

You okay, man? - Pineapple Express

Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express

Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything nowTalk redI'm gonna flex and bust out of hereSaul TrappedIt's not happening redOkay All right Okay I'll talkTed Jones he knows you witnessed the murder He found your roachHe sent two guys over here - Pineapple Express

Hey what's up dudesWhat's up Tell us everything...

Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me - Pineapple Express

Come on Get back here Saul help me Help me

Hey In hereI've gotta get to a phone man Come onWe should hide Why No lookOkay if red tells Ted's guys about my namethen they'll go to my apartmentAnd there I have Angie's name and they can put that all together and they'll find her Let's goNo no no I - Pineapple Express

Hey In hereI've gotta get to a phone man Come onWe...

No no no I think we should stayWhy Because I'm in the dumpster already - Pineapple Express

No no no I think we should stayWhy Because I'm in the...

Red it's your last chance manYou gonna give us something we can useMatheson you gotta be kidding me man I mean what more do you wantI told you that the guy's name is Dale dentonHe's obviously working with SaulThat they came in here they busted my house to - Pineapple Express

Red it's your last chance manYou gonna give us...

Well how about a little fucking discretion hereSee See See right there You see thatYou catch it See whatYou used to not give a fuck about discretionI seen you pull somebody's jawbone off I seen itYou was ruthlessYou was ruthless man - Pineapple Express

Well how about a little fucking discretion hereSee See See...

Red What the fuck man You shot me in my stomachI'm gonna die now probablyMan I had you all over here for dinner Fish tacosThis how you do me - Pineapple Express

Red What the fuck man You shot me in my stomachI'm...

Wait. Where are we going? I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay. Okay. W - Pineapple Express

Wait. Where are we going? I gotta... I gotta get to...

You guys can wait as long as you want, but one minute from right now, I'm gonna eat some food. - Pineapple Express

You guys can wait as long as you want, but one minute from...

What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be here right nowSo I'm hereYou're all dirty and bleeding No I'm not I'm here for dinnerYou have scratches on your foreheadDude you smell like shitDale what happened to you I was in the woodsShannon In - Pineapple Express

What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be...

You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna - Pineapple Express

You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't...

So fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna - Pineapple Express

So fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna

Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a fucking kite - Pineapple Express

Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a...

Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms - Pineapple Express

Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms

This is so exciting. - Pineapple Express

This is so exciting.

What was that? - Pineapple Express

Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with me. I'm the good drug dealer. Dad, put the gun down! - Pineapple Express

Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with...

You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside and fuck you in the streetNo don't do that Don't fuck us anywhere - Pineapple Express

You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside...

Fucking hide-and-seek. - Pineapple Express

Fucking hide-and-seek.

Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you think that would be an optionOkay Okay No that makes sense It makes senseCome on let's go It makes sense He's right - Pineapple Express

Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you...

Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with love - Pineapple Express

Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with...

This is so exciting Okay okay - Pineapple Express

This is so exciting Okay okay

Cheung, it's Ted. - Pineapple Express

Cheung, it's Ted.

What's this stuff called again, man? - Pineapple Express

What's this stuff called again, man?

How much money you guys got? - Pineapple Express

How much money you guys got?

You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and dunbar - Pineapple Express

You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and...

Don't move. - Pineapple Express

What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto be honest with youI have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetiteI'm so sorryLook selling narcotics oh manTo my students is not decriminalizedOkay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this - Pineapple Express

What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto...

Officer Oh big sexy with glasses - Pineapple Express

Officer Oh big sexy with glasses

Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt was a woman or a man cop It was a policewomanIt was a womanOh I think I know who that bitch wasDale Yes I will identify that bitch - Pineapple Express

Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt...

No, no, no, no, no. - Pineapple Express

No, no, no, no, no.

Dale: What the fuck are you doing? - Pineapple Express

Dale: What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, my god, they're shooting! - Pineapple Express

Oh, my god, they're shooting!

Whoa! Dude! Shit, I can't see! The slushee! Turn on the wipers! It's not working! Well, kick out the - Pineapple Express

Whoa! Dude! Shit, I can't see! The slushee! Turn on the...

Dale: Get your foot out of there. - Pineapple Express

Dale: Get your foot out of there.

Dale: Danger! - Pineapple Express

I'm scared, Saul. - Pineapple Express

I'm scared, Saul.

Oh, shit! - Pineapple Express

Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man. All right, amigo. Let's get the fuck out of here. No. What are - Pineapple Express

Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man. All right, amigo....

Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm greatAre you okay Yes I'm fineOkay good I came up with a planOkay it might sound weird at first but just listenDale You know what Drug dealers let me just tell you somethingDrug dealers are trying to kill me - Pineapple Express

Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm...

In case you haven't noticed Which you haven'tBecause from what I can tell you don't notice anything everWe are not very functional when we're high Which is all the fucking timeWell I don't know man I think I'm functioning right nowI was like stoned when I - Pineapple Express

In case you haven't noticed Which you...

You were cold and I clothed you - Pineapple Express

You were cold and I clothed you

How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou didn't say anything backWell that's easy It's because we're not friendsYou are my drug dealerThere's one reason we know each otherI like the drugs you sell That's itIf you didn't sell those - Pineapple Express

How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou...

You don't know What love is I'm gonna date him - Pineapple Express

You don't know What love is I'm gonna date him

May I have the Garagely room please - Pineapple Express

May I have the Garagely room please

You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old ReallyHow many girls have you even slept withLike two and a half Two and a halfWhat is a half Your hand That doesn't count - Pineapple Express

You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old...

Belogus. - Pineapple Express

Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty. - Pineapple Express

Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty.

They kidnapped my grandson. - Pineapple Express

They kidnapped my grandson.

Why don't you supersize it bitch - Pineapple Express

Why don't you supersize it bitch

Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him alive okayI should be kicking his fucking teeth inIf anybody's gonna beat him up it's gonna be TedI look like hamburglarAnd the elephant manLike someone fucked you up with a coffee pot - Pineapple Express

Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him...

What's down there Fucking rancor - Pineapple Express

What's down there Fucking rancor

I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt damn near every one of them - Pineapple Express

I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt...

You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill the fuck out of youI hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your lifebecause when Ted gets here he's gonna be likeKill that motherfucker I'm gonna kill your motherfucking assWatch your head - Pineapple Express

You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill...

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. - Pineapple Express

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I am somewhat immature but you're more immature I'm older - Pineapple Express

I am somewhat immature but you're more immature...

Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the nextAnd that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit - Pineapple Express

Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with...

Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at himWell what do you wanna do about it Don't you wanna get up and do something about itMaybe Maybe that would be cool to do to him - Pineapple Express

Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at...

Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers. - Pineapple Express

Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.

Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute - Pineapple Express

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute

Dont don't just something quick like that. - Pineapple Express

Dont don't just something quick like that.

I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do thisI'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attentionWhat do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all aboutDude Ted is a fucking murderer I can't fuck with himI got a - Pineapple Express

I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do...

BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously - Pineapple Express

BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously

Okay I'm gonna get us out of here No you're not but it's okay - Pineapple Express

Okay I'm gonna get us out of here No you're not...

Do you know what shut the fuck up mean - Pineapple Express

Do you know what shut the fuck up mean

Thug life - Pineapple Express

Where are these fuckers? - Pineapple Express

Where are these fuckers?

Ted He shot PeteFucking Pete He was ex CIAWho the fuck is this Dale denton - Pineapple Express

Ted He shot PeteFucking Pete He was ex CIAWho the fuck is...

Man: Stop. - Pineapple Express

Yes, yes, yes. - Pineapple Express

I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow - Pineapple Express

I wanna fuck her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

Yo, look. - Pineapple Express

See, I don't think you understood me. - Pineapple Express

See, I don't think you understood me.

Sounds like home cooking to me That was fun - Pineapple Express

Sounds like home cooking to me That was fun

I've been waiting for this. - Pineapple Express

I've been waiting for this.

You shot me. - Pineapple Express

Has anyone seen my bigger knife - Pineapple Express

Has anyone seen my bigger knife

Come on! - Pineapple Express

Go! Go! Ted: Get down, baby! Saul: Dale, no! No, wake up, man. No, you're not dying, man. Not withou - Pineapple Express

Go! Go! Ted: Get down, baby! Saul: Dale, no! No, wake up,...

You killed my ear You shot meDale I didn't do that He shot meYou shot himGet your hands off of me Shut upWe've had enough out of youI'm not your friend - Pineapple Express

You killed my ear You shot meDale I didn't do that He...

I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah - Pineapple Express

I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah

It's clear. - Pineapple Express

Dale: So seriously, how gross does my ear look? - Pineapple Express

Dale: So seriously, how gross does my ear look?

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A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: David Gordon Green

Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow

Production: Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 64/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: $87,341,380

Released: 06 Aug 2008

Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations

Homepage: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/pineappleexpress/