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A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre
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A dude, a lady, and a cop? That like a massacre, man!

Saul:A dude, a lady, and a cop? That like a massacre, man!

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A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre
Available in 5 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
620
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:58
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope not Listen man - Pineapple Express 00:07
You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope...
RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bombAre you the only guy in town who has thisYou're actually the - Pineapple Express 01:11
RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest...
Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bomb - Pineapple Express 00:22
Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed...
It's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bomb - Pineapple Express 00:10
It's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a...
Red said he'd be here. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Red said he'd be here.
Smells like vomit in this house - Pineapple Express 00:04
Smells like vomit in this house
I'm having dinner with my wife She can always tellSmell it on my sweaterFor realYeah for realYou wanna wear my vest It smell goodNot my styleYou ain't got no style motherfucker - Pineapple Express 00:16
I'm having dinner with my wife She can always tellSmell...
Shit I wish we could just go nowhere - Pineapple Express 00:06
Shit I wish we could just go nowhere
Even if he found that roach how could he know where you areUmHeat seeking missilesUmBloodhoundsFoxesBarracudasI'm just I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that It's weirdThank youNot a compliment Here's the question - Pineapple Express 00:25
Even if he found that roach how could he know where you...
Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the houseSafety Safety first then teamwork Now listen - Pineapple Express 00:08
Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the...
There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan The lion will speak - Pineapple Express 00:06
There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan...
I should call Angie soon. - Pineapple Express 00:24
I should call Angie soon.
I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all HereI run hotReally YeahYou got more body mass Thick blood Yeah no take it - Pineapple Express 00:12
I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all...
Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I missedWhat tree That oneWhy didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I didI don't know How often does somebody smash things I'm rustyOh man Did you at least see where it landedI - Pineapple Express 00:37
Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I...
We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't stop the clock - Pineapple Express 00:05
We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't...
Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Oh, shit.
Open it! - Pineapple Express 00:23
Open it!
Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts broke your nose? - Pineapple Express 00:11
Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little...
Wake up. - Pineapple Express 00:18
Wake up.
Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like I'm forgetfulInsinuating good word Do you know what that meansI do know what that means believe it or notIt means like to seem like - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like...