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All right Clark Clark's a great guy manHe's totally gonna take care of Angela manHe's great He's a wonderful lab partner so it's gonna be cool He'll keep an eye on herWhy don't you go fuck yourself

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I'm not a student, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you chimp-fucking little bastard

Pineapple Express • 2008

Mr. Edwards:
Clark's a great guy, man. He's totally gonna take care of Angie, man. He's great; he's a wonderful lab partner, so... It's gonna be cool, he'll keep one eye on her.Dale Denton:Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick?Mr. Edwards:I'm a teacher, okay? You can't talk to me like that, guy.Dale Denton:I'm not a student, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you chimp-fucking little bastard

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All right Clark Clark's a great guy man

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He's totally gonna take care of Angela man

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He's great He's a wonderful lab partner so it's gonna be cool He'll keep an eye on her

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Why don't you go fuck yourself you weird little prick

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I'm a teacher okay You can't talk to me like that guy

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I'm not a student so I can say whatever the fuck I want

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you chimp fucking little bastard Actually you know

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حان وقت الدراسة المملة هذا هو ما أتحدث عنه أراكم لاحقا يا رفاق

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حسنا يا كلارك كلارك شخص عظيم يا رجل

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إنه سيعتني بـ أنجيلا خير عناية يا رجل

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إنه عظيم إنه شريك معمل مدهش سوف يراقبها

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ل م لا تذهب وتضاجع نفسك أيها الغريب المزعج

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أنا مدرس لا يمكنك أن تتحدث معي هكذا يا رجل

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وأنا لست طالبا ولذلك يمكنني أن أقول كل ما أريد

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أيها الوغد الصغير اللعين

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Clark est génial Il va super bien s'occuper d'Angela

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C'est un parfait partenaire de labo il l'aura à l'œil

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Va chier tronche de bite

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Je suis prof Parlez moi autrement

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Je suis pas lycéen Je dis ce que je veux

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Connard de babouin

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Мы уходим Извините Средний палец часов не остановит

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Каков урод

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Что с ним не так

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Я не Обычно он Это действительно странно

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Я с удовольствием поужинаю с тобой и твоими родителями завтра вечером

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Я приду Определенно приду Разгребу тут кое что

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Правда Да точно приду

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Да я хочу показать им что ты в надежных руках

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Es la hora de chupársela al día Nos vemos luego

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Vale Clark Clark es genial

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Va a cuidar a Angela

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Es un gran compañero de laboratorio La cuidará

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Vete a la mierda tío raro

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Soy profesor No me hable así

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No soy un alumno Digo lo que quiero

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Cabrón follamonos En realidad

Available in 5 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

1,680

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:33

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Mr. Edwards

Dale Denton