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Pineapple Express

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Director

David Gordon Green

Year

Genre

action, comedy, crime

Box Office

$87,341,380

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

Awards

2 wins & 15 nominations

Homepage

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/pineappleexpress/

Dale Denton

Saul Silver

Red

Budlofsky

Matheson

Ted Jones

Carol

Robert

Shannon

Angie Anderson

Mr. Edwards

Clark

Arthur Napiontek

Police Liaison Officer

Private Miller

General Bratt

Scientist

Jonathan Spencer

Cheung

Bobby

Ken

Chris Gebert

Mark (as Howard Lefstein)

Howard S. Lefstein

Faye Belogus

Cop with Mole

Mrs. Mendelson

Old Woman

Kendall Carly Browne

Old Man

Walt (as John Tramutola)

John Robert Tramutola

Ack

Blake

Sandra Danby

Jeannetta Arnette

Guy in Car

Guy in Car #2

Xerox Secretary

Walter - Accountant

Dr. Terrence

Robert Longstreet

Peter - Thug #1 (as Peter Lewis)

Peter Gray Lewis

Jared - Thug #2

Lance - Thug #5

Thug #3

Thug #4

School Guy #1

Ricky Dominguez

Pedestrian

Tennis Pro

Troy

Trish

Mandy Henderson

High School Student

Brandon G. Holley

Man Reading Paper at Bus Stop

Assassin #1

Paramedic

1930's Scientist

Scientist

Clark's Friend

(voice)

Waitress

Gov't Scientist B.O.N.G. Inventor / Diving Suit Attendant

George F. Watson

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General Bratt Scientist Private Miller Dale Denton Red Saul Silver Matheson Budlofsky Angie Anderson Ken Ted Jones Clark Robert Mr. Edwards Shannon Carol Police Liaison Officer

When did it start? - Pineapple Express

When did it start?

Okay, private Miller, you've been smoking item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. - Pineapple Express

Okay, private Miller, you've been smoking item 9 for...

You've been smoking item 9 for seven minutes and 13 secondsWe're going to ask you several questionsHow do you feelMiller Well sir uhI feel like aLike a slice of buttermelting on top of a big old pile of flapjacksYeahOkay private Miller when you think of - Pineapple Express

You've been smoking item 9 for seven minutes and 13...

Is this normal? - Pineapple Express

Is this normal?

Miller: Mm. - Pineapple Express

Scientist: Private Miller, answer the question. - Pineapple Express

Scientist: Private Miller, answer the question.

Private we need you to be seriousI'm serious Your dick my mouthThat's inappropriateFuck youI've seen enough Shut it downBury the hatch Sell the land And dispose of him - Pineapple Express

Private we need you to be seriousI'm serious Your dick...

Fuck you! - Pineapple Express

Miller Dude what happened to your eye - Pineapple Express

Miller Dude what happened to your eye

Hi there. - Pineapple Express

Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker? - Pineapple Express

Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?

Hey, "electric Avenue." I know, right? - Pineapple Express

Hey, "electric Avenue." I know, right?

Dr. Edgar Terrence? Yes. You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree that spills onto your n - Pineapple Express

Dr. Edgar Terrence? Yes. You have repeatedly refused to trim...

I can't comeWhatWhy the fuck not DaleI just look I can't come okayI just I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow It's just a bad day for meJesus Christ Dale When were you gonna tell me thatI'm telling you right now That's fucking ridiculousMy mom has been - Pineapple Express

I can't comeWhatWhy the fuck not DaleI just look I...

Oh come on don't say that I just can't go I have a job okayFine FineDon't come I don't careIf you don't care then why have you been inviting me I thought you wanted me to goBecause if you don't wanna meet them I don't want you to meet themI want to meet - Pineapple Express

Oh come on don't say that I just can't go I have a...

Clark Dude I wanted to tell youYou were hilarious today in drama classSeriously your Jeff goldblum impression made me pee my pantsAh I wish - Pineapple Express

Clark Dude I wanted to tell youYou were hilarious today in...

Yeah How's it going sporty spice - Pineapple Express

Yeah How's it going sporty spice

Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm talking about See you guys later - Pineapple Express

Time to suck today's dick That's what I'm...

All right Clark Clark's a great guy manHe's totally gonna take care of Angela manHe's great He's a wonderful lab partner so it's gonna be cool He'll keep an eye on herWhy don't you go fuck yourself you weird little prickI'm a teacher okay You can't talk - Pineapple Express

All right Clark Clark's a great guy manHe's...

I thought hurricane season was over - Pineapple Express

I thought hurricane season was over

Hello Hey manWhat the fuck manI didn't buzz you in How the monkey did you get in hereOh shit Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in man He was leaving when I wasFucking Kyle man It might have been KyleAsshole I'm sorry manWhat the fuck's the buzzer for - Pineapple Express

Hello Hey manWhat the fuck manI didn't buzz you in How...

You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture tooSaul Oh yeah Me and my bubbeHey let me ask you somethingYeahDo you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed toLike euthanasiaDale Like on herIf I needed toUmI'm kind of in a hurry manI - Pineapple Express

You're very entertained Oh wow You got a cute picture...

My friend this is like if that blue oyster shit met that Afghan kush I hadand they had a baby Yeah yeah yeahAnd then meanwhile that crazy northern lights stuff I hadand the super red especial snowflakemet and had a baby Oh that was the bombAnd by some - Pineapple Express

My friend this is like if that blue oyster shit met that...

Smell it OkaySmell it EnjoyIt's like god's vaginaWhat you wanna bathe in itI just wanna live in here Yes You wanna be itOh my god I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all dayThat's amazing Shove it anywhere you likeIt's beautiful What's it - Pineapple Express

Smell it OkaySmell it EnjoyIt's like god's...

What the fuck is this thingAh Cross joint YeahYou ever smoke one of those You can smoke thisNo Hell yeah manThis is the futureThis is like the apex of the vortex ofjoint engineeringIt's rumored that m M O'shaughnessy designed the first oneThe guy who uh - Pineapple Express

What the fuck is this thingAh Cross joint YeahYou ever smoke...

What you do is you light all three ends at the same timeReally And then the smoke convergescreating a trifecta ofjoint smoking powerThis is it man This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smokingFuture The future - Pineapple Express

What you do is you light all three ends at the same...

Okay here's what you do WowYou equip yourself I'm equippingEquip me sir Okay Now - Pineapple Express

Okay here's what you do WowYou equip yourself I'm...

Aah! I'm gonna do it. - Pineapple Express

Aah! I'm gonna do it.

It's better to cough. - Pineapple Express

It's better to cough.

Oh, fuck. - Pineapple Express

Who is it? - Pineapple Express

What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I have to wear a suitWow you're a servant Like a ButlerA chauffeur No No What No I'm not likeShine shoes I'm a process server - Pineapple Express

What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I...

Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school withare like strong and like handsome and really like funnyLike do good impressions of Jeff goldblum and shit like thatAnd like I just feel like a fat dumb fucking stinky ass - Pineapple Express

Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys...

You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girl - Pineapple Express

You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...

You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girlYou got a great job where you don't do anythingYou get to smoke weed all dayI wish I had thatAre you kidd You do You have the easiest job on earthYou do smoke weed all day That's trueYou didn't think - Pineapple Express

You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...

I wish I had that - Pineapple Express

I wish I had that

Hello? Angie: Hello. Hey, Angie, what's happening? Hey, I just talked to my mom, and they are so exc - Pineapple Express

Hello? Angie: Hello. Hey, Angie, what's happening? Hey,...

Couscous The food so nice they named it twice - Pineapple Express

Couscous The food so nice they named it twice

What an adorable little cop. - Pineapple Express

What an adorable little cop.

Jesus. Fuck. What the fuck was that? Oh, shit. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Oh, no! - Pineapple Express

Jesus. Fuck. What the fuck was that? Oh, shit. Dude. Dude....

Drive, drive. - Pineapple Express

Pineapple express. - Pineapple Express

Pineapple express.

Hello? Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in. I just saw some crazy shit, man. Please, for the love - Pineapple Express

Hello? Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in. I just...

I buzzed it. - Pineapple Express

He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a guyA cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacreNo no No it was just a guy You saw itWhat happened to the lady No No - Pineapple Express

He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a...

A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre - Pineapple Express

A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre

You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope not Listen man - Pineapple Express

You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope...

RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bombAre you the only guy in town who has thisYou're actually the - Pineapple Express

RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest...

Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bomb - Pineapple Express

Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed...

It's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bomb - Pineapple Express

It's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a...

Red said he'd be here. - Pineapple Express

Red said he'd be here.

Smells like vomit in this house - Pineapple Express

Smells like vomit in this house

I'm having dinner with my wife She can always tellSmell it on my sweaterFor realYeah for realYou wanna wear my vest It smell goodNot my styleYou ain't got no style motherfucker - Pineapple Express

I'm having dinner with my wife She can always tellSmell...

Shit I wish we could just go nowhere - Pineapple Express

Shit I wish we could just go nowhere

Even if he found that roach how could he know where you areUmHeat seeking missilesUmBloodhoundsFoxesBarracudasI'm just I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that It's weirdThank youNot a compliment Here's the question - Pineapple Express

Even if he found that roach how could he know where you...

Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the houseSafety Safety first then teamwork Now listen - Pineapple Express

Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the...

There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan The lion will speak - Pineapple Express

There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan...

I should call Angie soon. - Pineapple Express

I should call Angie soon.

I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all HereI run hotReally YeahYou got more body mass Thick blood Yeah no take it - Pineapple Express

I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all...

Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I missedWhat tree That oneWhy didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I didI don't know How often does somebody smash things I'm rustyOh man Did you at least see where it landedI - Pineapple Express

Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I...

We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't stop the clock - Pineapple Express

We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't...

Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express

Open it! - Pineapple Express

Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts broke your nose? - Pineapple Express

Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little...

Wake up. - Pineapple Express

Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like I'm forgetfulInsinuating good word Do you know what that meansI do know what that means believe it or notIt means like to seem like - Pineapple Express

Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like...

Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's goCome on man let's get the fuck out of hereOkay uh let's go No It's not working The battery's deadWaitWhat do you mean it's deadWhat do I mean The bat I mean the battery's dead The battery's deadWhat do you - Pineapple Express

Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's...

Shit We slept for like 18 hours - Pineapple Express

Shit We slept for like 18 hours

Can I have myjacket back, please? - Pineapple Express

Can I have myjacket back, please?

Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not gonna get us a ride man - Pineapple Express

Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not...

Thanks for the smooth samng, shand. - Pineapple Express

Thanks for the smooth samng, shand.

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship Chilling - Pineapple Express

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking...

Look it's like my thumb is my cock - Pineapple Express

Look it's like my thumb is my cock

Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on itI've been taking Vicodin That doesn't really take the swelling down thoughIt's from that time I told you manYou wanted to eat that lollipop out of that - Pineapple Express

Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to...

Saul What's up Who do you think it is - Pineapple Express

Saul What's up Who do you think it is

Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's birthday todayI don't see a cat in here I'm sorry We let it out by accidentNo because he died three months ago okaySo now who's the funny guySorry All rightToday is his birthdayand it is a tradition that - Pineapple Express

Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's...

See Dale here is a protest servantNo I'm not That's not what I am - Pineapple Express

See Dale here is a protest servantNo I'm not...

You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you talking aboutSaul You can I totally canAnd for you to come into my houseand not tell secrets because you think you're saving mewell in reality it just makes you look like a dumb assOkay because look at - Pineapple Express

You don't think I can handle dangerDale What are you...

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole - Pineapple Express

You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole

Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today - Pineapple Express

Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today

Got that bong I got you in Tel AvivBong mitzvah Hit it up dude - Pineapple Express

Got that bong I got you in Tel AvivBong mitzvah Hit it up...

There you goWhy don't you follow his lead and just chill out man - Pineapple Express

There you goWhy don't you follow his lead and just...

Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out manI'm chill I'm chill as a cucumber manYou don't seem chill More chill than youYou're more chill than me YeahLook at what I'm wearing Kimono dog What are you wearingSuit Yeah ExactlyI don't know what's up - Pineapple Express

Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out...

You brought the devil into my houseWe're friends Yes I know we areThat's why it sucks Are you on that meth shit again - Pineapple Express

You brought the devil into my houseWe're friends Yes I...

What we do in this life echoes in eternity - Pineapple Express

What we do in this life echoes in eternity

My taint. - Pineapple Express

Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone - Pineapple Express

Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone

You're gonna break the door Are you gonna pay for it - Pineapple Express

You're gonna break the door Are you gonna pay for it

Fuck. Dale: Phone. What the hell, red? Let go! Let go! Let go! What the hell...? I let go, nowjust g - Pineapple Express

Fuck. Dale: Phone. What the hell, red? Let go! Let go! Let...

Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale StopI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Red - Pineapple Express

Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale...

Pineapple Express poster

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A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: David Gordon Green

Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow

Production: Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 64/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: $87,341,380

Released: 06 Aug 2008

Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations

Homepage: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/pineappleexpress/