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You are high as a fucking kite!

Robert:
Are you high?Dale Denton:What? No!Shannon:You are high as a fucking kite!

Full Transcript

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Are you high What No I'm not high Why
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You are high as a fucking kite
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,238
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:35
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Ed Begley Jr.
Robert
Ed Begley Jr.
Seth Rogen
Dale Denton
Seth Rogen
Nora Dunn
Shannon
Nora Dunn
Amber Heard
Angie Anderson
Amber Heard
Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms - Pineapple Express 00:04
Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms
This is so exciting. - Pineapple Express 00:38
This is so exciting.
What was that? - Pineapple Express 00:06
What was that?
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with me. I'm the good drug dealer. Dad, put the gun down! - Pineapple Express 00:16
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with...
You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside and fuck you in the streetNo don't do that Don't fuck us anywhere - Pineapple Express 00:08
You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside...
Fucking hide-and-seek. - Pineapple Express 00:11
Fucking hide-and-seek.
Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you think that would be an optionOkay Okay No that makes sense It makes senseCome on let's go It makes sense He's right - Pineapple Express 00:09
Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you...
Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with love - Pineapple Express 00:06
Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with...
This is so exciting Okay okay - Pineapple Express 00:04
This is so exciting Okay okay
Cheung, it's Ted. - Pineapple Express 01:00
Cheung, it's Ted.
What's this stuff called again, man? - Pineapple Express 00:24
What's this stuff called again, man?
How much money you guys got? - Pineapple Express 00:36
How much money you guys got?
You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and dunbar - Pineapple Express 00:06
You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and...
Don't move. - Pineapple Express 00:53
Don't move.
What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto be honest with youI have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetiteI'm so sorryLook selling narcotics oh manTo my students is not decriminalizedOkay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this - Pineapple Express 00:27
What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto...
Officer Oh big sexy with glasses - Pineapple Express 00:04
Officer Oh big sexy with glasses
Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt was a woman or a man cop It was a policewomanIt was a womanOh I think I know who that bitch wasDale Yes I will identify that bitch - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt...
No, no, no, no, no. - Pineapple Express 00:17
No, no, no, no, no.
Dale: What the fuck are you doing? - Pineapple Express 00:17
Dale: What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, my god, they're shooting! - Pineapple Express 00:06
Oh, my god, they're shooting!