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Cheung, it's Ted

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Cheung, it's Ted. Ted, what asurprise. What can I do for you? Well, cheung, my friend,let...

Pineapple Express • 2008

Cheung, it's Ted. Ted, what asurprise. What can I do for you? Well, cheung, my friend,let me tell you. You know, we both know thatyou sent one of your very skilled hit men over here last night,and I and my colleague made a little decoration onour window. Should have seen it. We painted the wallwith his brain. Painted it. And now this Dale dentonguy? You serious? Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you'reasking for war. Do you want a war? All right, you listen to me,cheung, you motherfucker! It is on! We're coming at youwith everything we got! It's on, so you better getyour head out of your ass and be ready for everything! You are fucking dead! You are so dumb. Do you have any ideahow weak you just made us look? Goddamn it!

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Cheung it's Ted

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Ted what a surprise What can I do for you

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Well cheung my friend let me tell you

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You know we both know that you sent one of your very skilled

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hit men over here last night and I and my colleague

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made a little decoration on our window Should have seen it

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We painted the wall with his brain Painted it

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And now this Dale denton guy You serious

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Just stop it okay Stop it or you're asking for war Do you want a war

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All right you listen to me cheung you motherfucker

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It is on We're coming at you with everything we got

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It's on so you better get your head out of your ass

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and be ready for everything

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You are fucking dead

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You are so dumb

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Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look

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Goddamn it

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هل أنت بخير ديل من هذا

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إنه أوه اللعنة انبطح أبي

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ما هذا

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لقد كان طلقا ناريا

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توقف توقف عن هذا توقف عن هذا

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إنه معي أنا تاجر المخدرات الطيب

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أخفض سلاحك أخفض السلاح

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أنتما أيها الوغدان ستفعلان ما آمركما به

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وإلا سآخذكما للخارج وأضاجعكما في الشارع

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لا لا تفعل ذلك لا تضاجعنا في أي مكان

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هل يوجد أحد بالخارج

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Cheung c'est Ted Enregistre

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Quelle surprise Que puis je pour toi

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Mon ami j'ai un truc à te dire

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On sait tous deux que tu as envoyé un talentueux

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tueur à gages hier soir Moi et mon collègue

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avons redécoré notre baie vitrée

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On a peint le mur avec sa cervelle

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Et maintenant ce Dale Denton Sérieux

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Arrête ça ou c'est la guerre Tu veux la guerre

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Nique ta mère

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Écoute moi enfoiré

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On débarque en force

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Sors toi la tête du cul et sois prêt à tout

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T'es carrément mort

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T'es vraiment con

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Tu nous as fait passer pour des faibles

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Trop cool

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Любишь имена давать Ти

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Как его Кто там Испанский

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Испанский Батут Раньше называл Испанские Брызговики

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но Трой любит на батуте попрыгать поэтому Испанский Батут

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Букв почти столько же По сколько

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За эти три 45 Хорошо

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И оставь мне самую хорошую Ладно

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Вот Ананасовый Экспресс Полетай

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Ага непременно

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Прикинь

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Мы запеленговали мобильники

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Один они разбили другой закинули в лес чтобы нас запутать

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Джареду час понадобился чтобы его найти

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Потом он сказал что нашел машину Дентона

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полную всякой странной одежды

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Напудренный парик сомбреро балерунские трико

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Я к тому что ни хрена не понятно что бы это могло означать

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Почему бы мне просто не позвонить азиатам и не поговорить с Ченгом

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Зачем вокруг куста бегать

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Qué asco Estás bien Quién es

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Mi Al suelo Papá

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Qué ha sido eso

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Ha sido un disparo

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Quieto Quieto

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Va conmigo Soy el camello

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Baja el arma Baje el arma

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Haced lo que os diga

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u os saco fuera y os follo en la calle

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No lo haga No nos folle

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Y tu pistola No la necesito

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Voy a a matar a esos cabrones con mis propias manos

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Saca la puta pistola Me haces sentir incómodo

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Hay alguien ahí

Available in 5 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

184

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:02

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.