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Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's birthday todayI don't see a cat in here I'm sorry We let it out by accidentNo because he died three months ago okaySo now who's the funny guySorry All

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Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell

Pineapple Express • 2008

Red:
Do you know what today is?Saul:Tuesday.Red:This is my cat's birthday today.Dale Denton:I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?Red:No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?Dale Denton:I'm sorry?Red:Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.Saul:Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.Red:Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell

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Do you know what today is

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Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today

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I don't see a cat in here I'm sorry We let it out by accident

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No because he died three months ago okay

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So now who's the funny guy

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Sorry All right

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Today is his birthday

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and it is a tradition that on his birthday

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I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert

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Don't worry bro Your cat's going to heaven

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Yeah maybe Maybe he went to heaven

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He was a little fucker He could've gone to hell

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ادخلا نحن ندخل

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هل تريدان شراء بعض المخدرات فت شني

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ماذا هناك ماذا هناك ماذا هناك هنا هنا

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انظر لهذا هه

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ماذا هناك أيها اللاعبان ماذا هناك

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أنا هنا أحاول الحصول على منحة لعينة وأقضي الوقت في أي شيء

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ماذا حدث لملابسكما

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لقد كنا في معسكر

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معسكر نعم

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هل شف تك بخير يا رجل

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هل كنت تبكي أوه شفتي

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Tu sais quel jour on est

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Mardi

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L'anniversaire de mon chat

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Je vois aucun chat Désolé On l'a laissé sortir

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Il est mort il y a 3 mois Tu te marres plus

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Désolé

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C'est son anniversaire

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La tradition veut qu'à son anniversaire

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je me lève plus tôt et je fasse son dessert préféré

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Ton chat est au paradis

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C'était un enfoiré Il a pu aller en enfer

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и такова традиция что на его день рождения

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я встаю спозаранку и стряпаю его любимый десерт

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Не переживай брат Он сто пудов на небесах

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Да может быть и на небесах

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Но он был таким педрилой Мог попасть и в ад

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О чем это мы Люди

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Спроси у него Просто спроси а

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Спроси что Давайте начистоту Что происходит

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Да правильно Выложи ему все

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Нам нужна информация

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Информация о твоем источнике

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Теде Теде Джонсе

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Видишь Дейла Он в суде работает

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Да нет же Совсем не так

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Entrad Entrando

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Queréis drogas Cachéame

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Qué pasa Qué pasa Toma

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Mira qué bien

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Qué pasa colegas Qué pasa

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Estoy intentando que me den una beca

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Por qué vais así

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Estábamos de acampada

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De acampada Sí

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Te pasa algo en el labio

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Has llorado Sí el labio

Available in 5 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

1,019

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:24

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Red

Dale Denton