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Nobody. I'm here alone. On the hood. On the hood.Okay, okay. I'm on the hood. Whoa! Okay....

Don't move. Don't you move.This shit hurts. Don't move. What's in yourhand? What's in your hand? It's weed. It's a joint.It's a roach. I'm sorry. Come here. Right here.I was just smoking this... What's in your hand?I thought it was decriminalized, to be honest with you. I have horrible anorexia,and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry. Look, selling narcotics oh, man. To my students isnot decriminalized. Okay. I understand that.I'm the liaison officer for this school. Oh, shit. And guess what. I just saw three studentswalking from back here with their eyes as red asthe devil's dick. You're busted. Dale: Those kids came up and theypeer-pressured me. This is a terrible mis... Officer: Who you been with?Dale:Nobody. I'm here alone. On the hood. On the hood.Okay, okay. I'm on the hood. Whoa! Okay. Come on!Stand still. Stand still. Okay. I'm still. I'm still. I'm sorry.Okay. On the hood. Okay. I'm on the hood.You better hope it's clean. You better hopeain't shit on this record. I'm gonna put my footup in your ass. Oh, my god. What happened?

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Don't move Don't you move This shit hurts
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Don't move What's in your hand What's in your hand
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It's weed It's a joint It's a roach I'm sorry
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Come here Right here I was just smoking this
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What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalized
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to be honest with you
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I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite
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I'm so sorry
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Look selling narcotics oh man
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To my students is not decriminalized
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Okay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this school
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Oh shit And guess what
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I just saw three students walking from back here
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with their eyes as red as the devil's dick You're busted
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Dale Those kids came up and they peer pressured me This is a terrible mis
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Officer Who you been with Dale Nobody I'm here alone
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On the hood On the hood Okay okay
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I'm on the hood Whoa Okay
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Come on Stand still Stand still
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Okay I'm still I'm still I'm sorry Okay On the hood
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Okay I'm on the hood You better hope it's clean
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You better hope ain't shit on this record
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I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass
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Oh my god What happened
Available in 5 languages
Duration
53 seconds
Views
197
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:01
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.