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What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto be honest with youI have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetiteI'm so sorryLook selling narcotics oh manTo my students is not

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Those kids came up and they peer-pressured me; this is a horrible misunderstanding

Pineapple Express • 2008

Police Liaison Officer:
Don't move; this shit hurts!Police Liaison Officer:What's in your hand?Dale Denton:It's weed, it's a joint, it's a roach. I thought it was decriminalized. To be honest with you, I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.Police Liaison Officer:Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized. I'm the liaison officer for this school. And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!Dale Denton:Fuck!Police Liaison Officer:You're busted!Dale Denton:Those kids came up and they peer-pressured me; this is a horrible misunderstanding

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What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalized

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to be honest with you

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I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite

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I'm so sorry

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Look selling narcotics oh man

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To my students is not decriminalized

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Okay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this school

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Oh shit And guess what

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I just saw three students walking from back here

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with their eyes as red as the devil's dick You're busted

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Dale Those kids came up and they peer pressured me This is a terrible mis

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Je fumais juste

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C'est pas dépénalisé Franchement

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je suis anorexique et ça me fait manger Navré

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Vendre des narcotiques à mes élèves n'est pas dépénalisé

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Je suis l'officier de liaison de cette école

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Et j'ai vu trois élèves venir d'ici

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les yeux rouges comme la bite du Diable Grillé

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Да но не называйте ее так

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Называйте ее На Банане И осторожнее с травкой

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Это может быть только началом Лучше не переходить на другие наркотики

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Кокаин Не надо Мы не шутим

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Расслабьтесь Не надо нам указывать Затягивайся Чачи затягивайся

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Какой еще на хрен Чачи

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Papá Cuelga el teléfono Te dije que iba a llamar a algunas zorras

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y es lo que estoy haciendo Te puse tu propia línea

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para que no usaras la mía Cuelga el teléfono

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No me hables de esa manera No soy un bebé soy un hombre

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Y a partir de ahora no te voy a aguantar más gilipolleces

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Te quiero papá pero la dinámica de nuestra relación va a cambiar

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Troy hazme un favor cuelga el puto teléfono

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Mierda Así que tienes un hijo

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Parece un chico muy majo

Available in 4 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

1,051

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:10

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Police Liaison Officer

Dale Denton