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In case you haven't noticed Which you haven'tBecause from what I can tell you don't notice anything everWe are not very functional when we're high Which is all the fucking timeWell I don't know man I

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She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm...

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Dale Denton:
In case you haven't noticed - which you haven't, 'cause from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever - we are not very functional when we're high.Saul:Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you gotta say to that?Dale Denton:Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me. She was gonna help us, but you made things worse. Now we're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit!Saul:Don't fucking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.Dale Denton: Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.Saul:She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

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In case you haven't noticed Which you haven't

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Because from what I can tell you don't notice anything ever

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We are not very functional when we're high Which is all the fucking time

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Well I don't know man I think I'm functioning right now

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I was like stoned when I saved you with those slushees

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What do you gotta say to that man

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Okay well that would be true if you had saved me

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But you didn't save me

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She was gonna help us and you made things worse

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Now we're wanted for all sorts of fucking crazy shit

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Don't fucking get on my case all right

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Look only reason I started selling pot

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is so I could put my bubbe in a nice retirement home

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Oh yeah She must be proud of you for that

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She is really proud of me and I'm gonna become something man

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As soon as she dies I'm gonna become a civil engineer

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I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds

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Little kids can take shits

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You idiot What the hell do you do

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أوه اللعنة أوه اللعنة هيا هيا هيا هيا

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آسفة

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ماذا كان هذا بحق الجحيم

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اللعنة أنا آسف كنت أظنها ستتجاوزنا فقط

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لماذا لا أعرف

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أوه يا إلهي

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نعم نعم لقد نجحنا حسنا يا رجل

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هيا نبتعد عن هنا لا ماذا تفعل

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لقد نسيت ني أيها الأحمق عد هنا

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عد هنا سول

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Au cas où t'aurais pas remarqué ce qui est le cas

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vu que tu remarques jamais rien

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on n'est pas réactifs quand on est défoncés

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Je crois que je réagis là

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Je planais quand je t'ai sauvé avec le Slushee

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Tu crois pas

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Faudrait déjà que tu m'aies sauvé

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Elle allait nous aider Là on est fichés grave

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Me charge pas Si je me suis mis à dealer

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c'est pour que ma bubbe ait un bel abri

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Elle doit être fière Très Et je ferai carrière

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À sa mort je serai ingénieur

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Je concevrai des fosses sceptiques pour aires de jeux

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Ducon c'est quoi tes plans Moi

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Я не могу поверить что я в этой ситуации прямо сейчас и из за тебя

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и твоего пристрастия к марихуане Я не могу поверить что я сейчас здесь

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У меня не может быть пристрастия к марихуане

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Во первых Я использую кальян Он отфильтровывает всё наркотическое дерьмо Серьезно

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Во вторых Какое это имеет отношение ко всему Я свидетель убийства

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И теперь мне приходится с этим возиться

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То что сейчас между нами происходит нормально

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Через это проходят все пары встречающиеся три месяца

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И мы пройдем Нет

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Ни с кем такого не происходит

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Я не должна быть в такой ситуации так что пошел ты

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Знаешь что Все кончено

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Хорошо Отлично Пофиг Кончено

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Поздравляю Когда нибудь это все равно бы произошло Почему бы не сейчас

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Что это значит

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Это значит что на следующий год ты идешь в колледж

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Зафанатеешь от Godspeed You Black Emperor

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и драных Shins

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Отсосешь у кучи мужиков и станешь лесбиянкой

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а я буду сидеть в гребаном Кларк Каунти и заниматься херней

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Mierda Mierda Corre Corre

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Lo siento

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Qué coño ha sido eso

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Mierda Lo siento Pensaba que había pasado de largo

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Por qué No lo sé

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Madre mía

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Bien Lo conseguimos Muy bien tío

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Larguémonos de aquí No Qué haces

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Te has olvidado de mí idiota Vuelve

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Vuelve Saul

Available in 5 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

1,118

Timestamp in Movie

01:09:43

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Dale Denton

Saul Silver