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It makes everything better.Makes food better. Makes music better. It makes sex feel...

Pineapple Express • 2008

Fuck you! I've seen enough. Shut it down. Bury the hatch. Sell the land.And dispose of him. This never happened. Miller:Dude, what happened to your eye? Hello. Bleep, blorp, bleep,bleep, blurp, blurp. Can you guys understand me?Hey. Hey, where we going? This is general bratt. We've reacheda final conclusion on item 9. Illegal! Man: Hey, this is Sam.Good morning. Welcome to krad. You know, I think that last callerhad some undeniable points. But right now, we're gonna getto the next caller, Dale denton. Hey, Sam. Big huge fan.First-time caller. Here's my piece. All right. If marijuana is not legalwithin the next five years, I have no faithleft in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They'renot gonna stop anytime soon. You know? Dale: It makes everything better.Makes food better. Makes music better. It makes sex feel better,for god's sakes. It makes shitty movies better,you know?

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Fuck you

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I've seen enough Shut it down

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Bury the hatch Sell the land And dispose of him

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This never happened

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Miller Dude what happened to your eye

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Hello Bleep blorp bleep bleep blurp blurp

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Can you guys understand me Hey Hey where we going

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This is general bratt

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We've reached a final conclusion on item 9

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Illegal

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Man Hey this is Sam Good morning Welcome to krad

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You know I think that last caller had some undeniable points

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But right now we're gonna get to the next caller Dale denton

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Hey Sam Big huge fan First time caller

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Here's my piece All right

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If marijuana is not legal within the next five years

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I have no faith left in humanity period

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Everyone likes smoking weed

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They have for thousands of years They're not gonna stop anytime soon You know

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Dale It makes everything better Makes food better Makes music better

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It makes sex feel better for god's sakes

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It makes shitty movies better you know

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اللعنة عليك

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لقد رأيت ما فيه الكفاية أوقفوا العملية

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ادفنوا الباب الأرضي وبيعوا الأرض وتخلصوا من هذا الرجل

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هذا لم يحدث أبدا

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يا رجل ما الذي حدث لعينك

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مرحبا

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هل يمكنكم أن تفهموني يا رجال

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أنت أنت إلي أين نحن ذاهبون أنا الجنرال برات

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لقد توصلنا لاستنتاج نهائي بشأن المادة 9

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غير شرعية

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مرحبا أنا سام صباح الخير

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مرحبا بكم في كي آر إيه دي

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أتعرفون أعتقد أن آخر مت صل كان لديه بعض الآراء التي لا تقبل الخلاف

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الآن سننتقل للمتصل الثاني ديل دينتون

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مرحبا يا سام أنا من أشد المعجبين أنا أتصل لأول مرة

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ها هو رأيي حسنا

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لو لم يصبح الحشيش مصر حا به قانونا في خلال الخمس سنوات القادمة

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فلن يبقى لدي أي إيمان بالبشرية نهائيا

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كل الناس يحبون تدخين الحشيش إنهم يفعلون هذا من آلاف السنين

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ولن يتوقفوا عن ذلك في أي وقت قريب إنه يجعل كل شيء أفضل يجعل

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الطعام أفضل ويجعل الموسيقى أفضل ويجعل الجنس أفضل بالله عليكم

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إنه يجعل الأفلام القذرة أفضل أتعرف ذلك

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Je vous emmerde Ça suffit

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Arrêtez tout

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Condamnez le sas Vendez le terrain Effacez le

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Ça n'est jamais arrivé

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T'as un bobo à l'œil

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Vous me comprenez

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On va où Ici le Général Bratt

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Voici nos conclusions concernant le n 9

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Illégal

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Ici Sam Bonjour Bienvenue sur KRAD

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Le dernier auditeur était pertinent

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Mais passons au suivant Dale Denton

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Salut Sam J'adore ton émission

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Mon avis

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si on légalise pas la marijuana dans les 5 ans

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je perdrai toute foi en l'humanité

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On aime tous fumer de l'herbe

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Depuis des millénaires C'est pas prêt de changer

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Ça rend tout meilleur La bouffe la musique le cul

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Les films de merde

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Ничего этого не было

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Чувак что с твоим глазом

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Алле

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Парни вы понимаете меня

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Эй Куда мы идем Это генерал Брэт

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Мы достигли итогового решения по номеру 9

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Незаконно

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Привет это Сэм Доброе утро

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Добро пожаловать на KRAD

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По моему наш последний собеседник продемонстрировал стойкие принципы

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А сейчас переходим к следующему на проводе Дейл Дентон

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Привет Сэм Я твой большой поклонник Первый раз дозвонился

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Вот что хочу сказать Давай

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Если марихуану не легализуют в течении следующих пяти лет

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у меня не останется веры в человечество и точка

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Всем нравится курить траву

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Так уже тысячелетия И это не скоро прекратится

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Она все делает лучше Делает еду вкуснее Музыку красивее

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Даже секс становится лучше черт побери

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Дерьмовые фильмы становятся интересными ты знал

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Здрасьте Вы Сандра Дэнби

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Que lo follen

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Ya he visto bastante Apagadlo

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Enterrad el hacha Vended la tierra Y libraos de él

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Esto no ha ocurrido

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Qué te pasa en el ojo

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Hola

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Podéis entenderme

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Adónde vamos Aquí el general Bratt

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Tenemos la conclusión final sobre el objeto nueve

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Ilegal

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Soy Sam Buenos días

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Bienvenidos a KRAD

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Ese último oyente ha dicho cosas innegables

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Pero pasemos al siguiente oyente Dale Denton

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Hola Sam Soy fan tuyo

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Ahí va mi opinión Vale

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Si la marihuana no es legal en cinco años

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no me queda fe en la humanidad punto

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A todo el mundo le gusta fumar

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Se lleva haciendo miles de años y no vamos a parar ahora

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Lo mejora todo Comida música

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Mejora hasta el sexo por Dios

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Mejora las películas malas

Available in 5 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:42

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.