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I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do thisI'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attentionWhat do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all aboutDude Ted

Pineapple Express

Fuck that. This'll be your moment

Pineapple Express • 2008

Red:
I can't do this. I'm sorry, man. I can't do this. I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention.Dale Denton:What do you mean you can't - I thought we just got all pumped up! What was that all about?Red:Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fuck her! I wanna have sex with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.Dale Denton:Oh, no! Come on, this could be your moment of redemption!Red:Fuck that. This'll be your moment

Full Transcript

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I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do this

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I'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attention

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What do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all about

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Dude Ted is a fucking murderer I can't fuck with him

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I got a wife man She's gonna be out of jail soon

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I wanna fuck her I wanna have sex with her I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow

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Oh man no I'm really sorry dude

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This is lame of you red I'm sorry

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Come on This could be your moment of redemption

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Red Fuckthat this could be your moment

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ما الذي يوجد بأسفل هناك ضغينة لعينة

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ربما أتصرف بعنف

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ولكني لدي مشاعر كثيرة

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وأنت تجرح كل واحد من مشاعري

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الأمر لم ينتهي بعد

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تعرف أنك ستموت أليس كذلك نعم

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سوف أقتلك شر قتلة

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أتمنى أن تستمتع بهذه الـ17 دقيقة الأخيرة من حياتك

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لأنه عندما يصل تيد هنا سيقول

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Je peux pas Désolé mec

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Ça s'infecte C'est naze Faut un médecin

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On était motivés pourtant

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Ted est un boucher Je m'y frotte pas

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Ma femme va être libérée

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Je veux la baiser Pas me réveiller mort

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Dégonflé

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Ça pourrait être l'heure de ta rédemption

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Parle pour toi Moi j'en veux pas

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Так что ты хочешь сделать Хочешь подняться что нибудь предпринять

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Наверное было бы здорово что нибудь с ним сотворить

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Я не думаю что наверное это ответ

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Я думаю Да я помогу тебе Дейл

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будет тем ответом что мне нужен

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Дай ка руку

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Этот Тед Винни Джонс связался с неправильными пчелами

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Трудная жизнь

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No quiero acercarme a él

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Qué hay ahí abajo Como en Star Wars

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Puede que me haga el duro

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pero tengo sentimientos

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Y tú me los has herido

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Esto no acaba aquí

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Sabes que vas a morir verdad Sí

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Te voy a matar

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Espero que disfrutes los últimos diecisiete minutos de tu vida

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porque cuando Ted llegue dirá

Available in 5 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

789

Timestamp in Movie

01:22:03

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Red

Dale Denton