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Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the

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Then the dragon

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Red:
Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.Dale Denton:Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, You'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?Red:Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.Dale Denton:Belongs to me.Red:Then the dragon

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Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact

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that me as this person probably gonna not be around

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Think about a hermit crab okay

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And it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the next

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And that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells

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Except if you're a dick your whole life

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your next shell will be made of shit okay

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If you're an asshole you're gonna come back as a cockroach

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Or a worm or a fucking anal bead okay

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If you're a man and you act heroic

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you'll come back as an eagle

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You'll come back as a dragon

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You'll come back as Jude law

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Okay Which would you rather be

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Maybe the anal bead Might Depending on who it belongs to

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It belongs to me

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Then the dragon Exactly

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هل تستخدمين حمام السباحة هذا

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نعم أستخدم حمام السباحة بالله عليك ماذا تريدان مني

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حفيدك نريد منك أن تتصلي بحفيدك

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ما الذي تتحدث عنه حفيدي

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لقد قلتما أنكما تريدان الجلوس معي

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والآن تسألاني عن حفيدي

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هل هذه لهجة يهودية ألمانية قديمة نعم نعم هي كذلك

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هل يمكنني أن أناديكي فاي

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يمكنك أن تناديني فاي ولكني سأناديك بكلمة ن ت ن

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مرحبا يا سيدة مندلسون

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ماذا تريدان مني

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جدتي مرحبا يا رجال

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حسنا انظر من هذا مرحبا يا عزيزي

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اللعنة

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أوه اللعنة

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آسف يا بيتي

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لقد اختطفا حفيدي

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نعم هذا الرجلان دخلا

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وجلسا معي ليلعبا الدومينو

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Je suis bouddhiste et j'accepte le fait que

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ce corps qui est le mien puisse cesser d'exister

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Pense au bernard l'ermite

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C'est un coquillage qui va d'une coquille à l'autre

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C'est ce que je suis Je change de coquille

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Mais si t'es con toute ta vie

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ta prochaine coquille sera en merde

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Un connard se réincarne en cafard en ver

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ou en chapelet anal

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Un mec qui agit en héros

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se réincarne en aigle

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En dragon

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En Jude Law

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Tu préfères quoi

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Le chapelet anal En fonction du propriétaire

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C'est moi

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Alors le dragon Bravo Tu veux m'aider

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А как поливаете Заткнись

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Можно потрогать Сюда

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Аллё

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Рэд

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Рэд Какого хрена

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Вали отсюда мужик Я ничего тебе не сделал Дентон

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Тихо я пришел с миром окей Я здесь не для того чтобы опять драться

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Хорошо

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Потому что я устал чувак Нет былого задора

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Хреновато выглядишь

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Они подстрелили меня Дентон

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Вот сюда

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Неужели Прямо сюда

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А потом опять сюда

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Слушай чувак я сейчас позвоню 911

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Se baña en la piscina

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Sí Vamos qué queréis de mí

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A su nieto Tiene que llamar a su nieto por teléfono

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Por qué habláis de mi nieto

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Habéis dicho que ibais a jugar al dominó conmigo

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Y ahora me dais la lata con mi nieto

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Sabe hablar en yiddish Sí

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Puedo llamarla Faye

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Puedes llamarme Faye pero yo te llamaré apestoso

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Hola señora Mendelson

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Qué queréis de mí

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Abu Hola chicos

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Mira quién está aquí Hola cariño

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Maldita sea

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Mierda

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Lo siento Betty

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Han secuestrado a mi nieto

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Sí han venido dos hombres

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y se han sentado a jugar conmigo al dominó

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

800

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:40

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Red

Dale Denton