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I'm scared, Saul
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I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared. Don't worry, man. I'm handling this.Well, do something. All...

I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared. Don't worry, man. I'm handling this.Well, do something. All right, hold on.I got an idea

Full Transcript

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I'm scared Saul I'm scared
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Don't worry man I'm handling this Well do something
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All right hold on I got an idea
Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
217
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:32
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
Oh, shit! - Pineapple Express 00:15
Oh, shit!
Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man. All right, amigo. Let's get the fuck out of here. No. What are - Pineapple Express 00:27
Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man. All right, amigo....
Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm greatAre you okay Yes I'm fineOkay good I came up with a planOkay it might sound weird at first but just listenDale You know what Drug dealers let me just tell you somethingDrug dealers are trying to kill me - Pineapple Express 00:24
Oh my god are you okay I'm good I'm fine I'm...
In case you haven't noticed Which you haven'tBecause from what I can tell you don't notice anything everWe are not very functional when we're high Which is all the fucking timeWell I don't know man I think I'm functioning right nowI was like stoned when I - Pineapple Express 00:46
In case you haven't noticed Which you...
You were cold and I clothed you - Pineapple Express 00:04
You were cold and I clothed you
How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou didn't say anything backWell that's easy It's because we're not friendsYou are my drug dealerThere's one reason we know each otherI like the drugs you sell That's itIf you didn't sell those - Pineapple Express 00:37
How about in the park when I said that you were my friendYou...
You don't know What love is I'm gonna date him - Pineapple Express 00:05
You don't know What love is I'm gonna date him
May I have the Garagely room please - Pineapple Express 00:15
May I have the Garagely room please
You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old ReallyHow many girls have you even slept withLike two and a half Two and a halfWhat is a half Your hand That doesn't count - Pineapple Express 00:11
You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old...
Belogus. - Pineapple Express 00:38
Belogus.
Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty.
They kidnapped my grandson. - Pineapple Express 00:40
They kidnapped my grandson.
Why don't you supersize it bitch - Pineapple Express 00:09
Why don't you supersize it bitch
Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him alive okayI should be kicking his fucking teeth inIf anybody's gonna beat him up it's gonna be TedI look like hamburglarAnd the elephant manLike someone fucked you up with a coffee pot - Pineapple Express 00:25
Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him...
What's down there Fucking rancor - Pineapple Express 00:05
What's down there Fucking rancor
I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt damn near every one of them - Pineapple Express 00:09
I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt...
You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill the fuck out of youI hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your lifebecause when Ted gets here he's gonna be likeKill that motherfucker I'm gonna kill your motherfucking assWatch your head - Pineapple Express 00:16
You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill...
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. - Pineapple Express 00:09
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I am somewhat immature but you're more immature I'm older - Pineapple Express 00:15
I am somewhat immature but you're more immature...
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the nextAnd that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit - Pineapple Express 00:50
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with...