Relax, man, just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to man....
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Saul:
Relax, man, just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to man.
Dale Denton:
It's really that rare?
Saul:
It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like... killin' a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...
Dale Denton:
Are you the only guy in town who has this? You're actually the only guy?
Saul:
Yeah. My guy Red said he was givin' me an exclusive sneak preview.
Dale Denton:
And am I the only guy who you sold it to; the other guys got snicklefritz?
Saul:
Yeah. So *we're* like the only guys...
Dale Denton:
And Red got this from Ted?
Saul:
Ted's the man.
Dale Denton:
...Let's get the fuck outta here, man! Go! Go! Let's go!
Saul:
What?
Dale Denton:
Let's go! Go!
Saul:
Why?
Dale Denton:
Because! I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house!
Saul:
So what, man? I throw roaches all over the fuckin' town...
Dale Denton:
No! No, no! He could find the roach and say it's Pineapple Express in here! SAUL! He's the only guy who HAS Pineapple Express! He must've seen the murder or know - let's fuckin' kill him!
Saul:
Oh, fuck!
Dale Denton:
Let's get outta here! Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed!
Saul:
Okay.
Dale Denton:
Anything we might need: snacks, food, fruit roll-ups! Let's get the fuck outta here!
Transcript
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Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind
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Is it really that rare
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It's like the rarest
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It's almost a shame to smoke it
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It's like killing a unicorn
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with like a bomb
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Are you the only guy in town who has this
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You're actually the only guy Yeah
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My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview
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I'm the only guy you sold it to The other guys got Snicklefritz
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 208
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 34s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
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Actors
00:09 I should call Angie soon
00:10 Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at him
00:04 Oh big sexy with glasses
00:07 You threw up on my printer
00:36 What the fuck was that I was trying to hit that tree I...
00:08 Give it to me Come on
00:06 I'm gonna save you man Yeah Yeah
00:04 Smells like vomit in this house
00:15 I am somewhat immature but you're more immature...
00:23 Smell it Okay
00:29 Don't move What's in your hand
00:27 Thank you
00:04 This is so exciting Okay okay
00:04 I'm gonna tear this ass up
00:07 Angie I swear to God you do something or I'm gonna
00:12 Where do you think you're going Mr Wiggles
00:35 I knew you were going soft
00:04 Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms
00:05 Red You assholes
00:13 Time out Time out