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I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship Chilling
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I'm just up here, tryin' to get a motherfuckin' scholarship!

Red:
I'm just up here, tryin' to get a motherfuckin' scholarship!

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I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship Chilling
Available in 3 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
2,034
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:09
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Danny McBride
Red
Danny McBride
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Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone
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