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RelaxJust sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankindIs it really that rareIt's like the rarestIt's almost a shame to smoke itIt's like killing a unicornwith like a bombAre

Pineapple Express

Snacks, food, fruit roll-ups! Let's get the fuck outta here!

Pineapple Express • 2008

Saul:Relax, man, just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to man.Dale Denton:It's really that rare?Saul:It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like... killin' a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...Dale Denton:Are you the only guy in town who has this? You're actually the only guy?Saul:Yeah. My guy Red said he was givin' me an exclusive sneak preview.Dale Denton:And am I the only guy who you sold it to; the other guys got snicklefritz?Saul:Yeah. So *we're* like the only guys...Dale Denton:And Red got this from Ted?Saul:Ted's the man.Dale Denton:...Let's Get the fuck outta here, man! Go! Go! Let's go!Saul:What?Dale Denton:Let's go! Go!Saul:Why?Dale Denton:Because! I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house!Saul:So what, man? I throw roaches all over the fuckin' town...Dale Denton:No! No, no! He could find the roach and say it's Pineapple Express in here! SAUL! He's the only guy who HAS Pineapple Express! He must've seen the murder or know - let's fuckin' kill him!Saul:Oh, fuck!Dale Denton:Let's get outta here! Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed!Saul:Okay.Dale Denton:Anything we might need: snacks, food, fruit roll-ups! Let's Get the fuck outta here!

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Relax

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Just sit back Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind

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Is it really that rare

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It's like the rarest

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It's almost a shame to smoke it

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It's like killing a unicorn

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with like a bomb

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Are you the only guy in town who has this

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You're actually the only guy Yeah

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My guy red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview

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And am I the only guy who you sold it to The other guys got snicklefritz

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Yeah So we're like the only guys

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And red got this from Ted

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Ted's the man

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Let's get the fuck out of here man

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Go Go Let's go Let's go Why

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Go Because I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house

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So what man I throw roaches all over fucking town

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No no no He could find the roach and say it's pineapple express in here

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Saul is the only guy who has pineapple express

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He must have seen the murder or know Let's fucking kill him

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Let's get out of here Oh fuck

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Wait wait Stop stop Mother of fuck What

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Get weed Get the weed Okay

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Anything we might need Snacks food fruit roll ups

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Let's get the fuck out of here Okay okay

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فألقيت بسيجارتي

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واصطدمت بسيارتين نعم

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إذن لابد وأنهما قد سمعا ويعرفان أنه كان هناك أحد بالخارج

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يعرفان أن شخصا قد رآهما يعرفان شخصا ما

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لا يعرفان أن ذلك الشخص هو أنت أليس كذلك

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أنا لا أقصد نعم لا أعرف

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نعم آمل ألا يكونا عرفاني

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اهدأ

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فقط اجلس واستعد لتستمتع ببعض من أندر الحشيش الذي عرفته البشرية

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هل هو نادر إلى هذه الدرجة حقا

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إنه تقريبا أندر نوع

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إنه تقريبا عار أن يدخ ن

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الأمر مثل قتل وحيد القرن

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بـ مثلا قنبلة

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هل أنت الوحيد في المدينة الذي لديه هذا

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هل أنت حقا الوحيد نعم

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رج لي ريد قال أنه يمنحني عرضا حصريا منه

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وأنا الرجل الوحيد الذي بعت ه له والرجلان الآخران أخذا سنيكلفريتز

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نعم إذن يبدو أننا الوحيدان

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و ريد حصل على هذا من تيد

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تيد هو الرجل

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هيا نخرج من هنا بالله عليك هيا هيا هيا بنا هيا بنا

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لقد ألقيت سيجارة من هذا خارج منزل تيد

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وماذا إذن أنا ألقي بالسجائر في كل مكان بالمدينة

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لا ربما يجد السيجارة ويقول إنه باينابل إكسبريس

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J'espère que non Calmos Pose toi

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Goûte l'herbe la plus rare que l'homme ait connue

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À ce point

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Y a pas plus rare

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C'est un crime de la fumer

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C'est comme tuer une licorne

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Avec une bombe

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T'es le seul à en avoir dans le coin Vraiment

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Mon pote Red m'a filé l'exclu pour la tester

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T'en as vendu qu'à moi

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On est les seuls

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Et Red l'a eue par Ted

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Ted ouais

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Putain on se casse

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J'ai balancé un mégot devant chez Ted

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Et alors J'en balance partout

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S'il le trouve et dit C'est de l'Ananas Express

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Saul est le seul à en avoir

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C'est le témoin On le bute

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On se casse

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Prends l'herbe

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L'essentiel

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À bouffer Roulo fruits

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Putain on se casse

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Я выкинул бычок с этой дурью перед домом Тэда

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И что Я по всему городу бычки разбрасываю

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Нет же Он мог найти бычок и сказать Это Ананасовый Экспресс

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Сол единственный у кого он есть

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Должно быть он и есть свидетель Давайте его убьем

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Давай сваливать Блять

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Погоди Стой Траву траву возьми

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Все что может понадобиться Чипсы еда фруктовые рулеты

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Давай уже сруливать отсюда Все все

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Рэд сказал он будет здесь

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Тут кое что есть

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Запах такой будто в доме блевали

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Хочешь затяжечку Она все еще зажженая

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Я сегодня ужинаю с женой Она может запалить

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По запаху от моей кофты

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В натуре

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Да в натуре

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Хочешь дам тебе свою жилетку Она хорошо пахнет

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Не мой стиль

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Нет у тебя никакого стиля мазафака

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Tiré la colilla

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Me choqué con dos coches Sí

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Saben que había alguien

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Que lo vio alguien Alguien

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No saben que eras tú no

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Sí no sé

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Sí Espero que no

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Tranquilo

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Siéntate y disfruta de la mejor hierba conocida por la humanidad

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Tan buena es

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Es la mejor

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Es una pena fumársela

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Es como matar a un unicornio

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con una bomba

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Eres el único que la tiene

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Eres el único Sí

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Red me dijo que era un avance exclusivo

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Solo me la vendiste a mí A los demás Snicklefritz

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Sí Somos los únicos

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Red se la compró a Ted

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Sí a Ted

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Vámonos de aquí Vamos

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Tiré una colilla en casa de Ted

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Y qué Las tiro por todos lados

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No Podría encontrarla y decir Es Piña Exprés

Available in 5 languages

Duration

71 seconds

Views

1,002

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:15

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Dale Denton