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I'm equipping! Equip me, sir!

Saul: Okay here's what you do. You equip yourself...Dale Denton:I'm equipping! Equip me, sir!

Full Transcript

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Okay here's what you do Wow
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You equip yourself I'm equipping
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Equip me sir Okay Now
Available in 4 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
449
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:59
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Dale Denton
Seth Rogen
Aah! I'm gonna do it. - Pineapple Express 00:10
Aah! I'm gonna do it.
It's better to cough. - Pineapple Express 00:14
It's better to cough.
Oh, fuck. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Oh, fuck.
Who is it? - Pineapple Express 00:17
Who is it?
What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I have to wear a suitWow you're a servant Like a ButlerA chauffeur No No What No I'm not likeShine shoes I'm a process server - Pineapple Express 00:18
What's up with the suitI'm a process server So I...
Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school withare like strong and like handsome and really like funnyLike do good impressions of Jeff goldblum and shit like thatAnd like I just feel like a fat dumb fucking stinky ass - Pineapple Express 00:21
Because when I go visit her in high school and all the guys...
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girl - Pineapple Express 00:26
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great girlYou got a great job where you don't do anythingYou get to smoke weed all dayI wish I had thatAre you kidd You do You have the easiest job on earthYou do smoke weed all day That's trueYou didn't think - Pineapple Express 00:25
You know don't get down on yourself You got a great...
I wish I had that - Pineapple Express 00:16
I wish I had that
Hello? Angie: Hello. Hey, Angie, what's happening? Hey, I just talked to my mom, and they are so exc - Pineapple Express 00:31
Hello? Angie: Hello. Hey, Angie, what's happening? Hey,...
Couscous The food so nice they named it twice - Pineapple Express 00:06
Couscous The food so nice they named it twice
What an adorable little cop. - Pineapple Express 00:07
What an adorable little cop.
Jesus. Fuck. What the fuck was that? Oh, shit. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Oh, no! - Pineapple Express 00:13
Jesus. Fuck. What the fuck was that? Oh, shit. Dude. Dude....
Drive, drive. - Pineapple Express 00:08
Drive, drive.
Pineapple express. - Pineapple Express 00:13
Pineapple express.
Hello? Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in. I just saw some crazy shit, man. Please, for the love - Pineapple Express 00:16
Hello? Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in. I just...
I buzzed it. - Pineapple Express 00:16
I buzzed it.
He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a guyA cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacreNo no No it was just a guy You saw itWhat happened to the lady No No - Pineapple Express 00:14
He fucking killed himWhat Who killed who A cop A lady and a...
A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre - Pineapple Express 00:04
A cop a lady and a guy man That's like a massacre
You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope not Listen man - Pineapple Express 00:07
You threw up on my printer EwI did Did you break itI hope...