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Scientist: Private Miller, answer the question

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"This is great!This is the bee's knees, item 9!" Private, we need youto be serious. I'm...

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Scientist:PrivateMiller, answer the question. What was the questionagain, sir? When you think of your superiors,what emotions do you feel? You know what problem I have with your fucking littledog-and-pony act you call the military? Here it is. One: Lots of dudes. Where are the boobies? Two: Why are weunderground right now, sir? Why can't we be out in the open?Why aren't we in a square right now? Why aren't we talking to people,letting them know item 9 exists? Get it out. Shout off the rooftops: "This is great!This is the bee's knees, item 9!" Private, we need youto be serious. I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth

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Scientist Private Miller answer the question

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What was the question again sir

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When you think of your superiors what emotions do you feel

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You know what problem I have

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with your fucking little dog and pony act you call the military

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Here it is One Lots of dudes

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Where are the boobies

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Two Why are we underground right now sir

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Why can't we be out in the open Why aren't we in a square right now

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Why aren't we talking to people letting them know item 9 exists

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Get it out Shout off the rooftops

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This is great This is the bee's knees item 9

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Private we need you to be serious

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I'm serious Your dick my mouth

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أيها الجندي ميللر أجب على السؤال

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ماذا كان السؤال مرة أخرى يا سيدي

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عندما تفكر في من هم أعلى منك رتبة

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ما هي مشاعرك

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هل تعرف ما هي مشكلتي

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مع ذلك الشيء اللعين الذي تسمونه الجيش

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سأخبرك أولا يوجد الكثير جدا من الرجال

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أين النساء ذوات الصدور الكبيرة

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ثانيا لماذا نحن تحت الأرض الآن يا سيدي

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لماذا لا يمكننا الخروج في الهواء الطلق

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لماذا لا نتواجد في ميدان الآن

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لماذا لا نتحدث مع الناس ونجعلهم يعرفون أن المادة 9 لها وجود

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أعلنوا الأمر أصرخوا من فوق أسطح البنايات قائلين

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هذا عظيم هذا هو أفضل شيء المادة 9

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أيها الجندي نريد منك أن تكون جادا

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أنا جاد قضيبك فمي

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Soldat Miller répondez à la question

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C'était quoi déjà

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Quand vous pensez à vos supérieurs

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que ressentez vous

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Mon problème avec votre troupe de cirque appelée l'armée

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Primo ça grouille de mecs

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Où sont les nichons

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Deuzio

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qu'est ce qu'on fout dans un sous sol

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Pourquoi pas à l'air libre

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Pourquoi cacher le n 9 au peuple

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Exhibez le Criez le sur les toits

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C'est génial De la Cadillac

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Soyez sérieux Je le suis

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Votre bite ma bouche

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Когда вы думаете о своем начальстве какие эмоции вы испытываете

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Знаете что мне не нравится

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в этом вашем маленьком балагане под названием армия

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Вот что Первое куча парней

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А как же сиськи

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Второе почему мы сейчас под землей сэр

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Почему мы не можем быть там снаружи Почему мы не на городской площади сейчас

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Почему мы не рассказываем людям о том что существует такая штука как номер 9

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Надо выбраться отсюда и начать провозглашать с крыш

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Это здорово Это просто отвал башки номер 9

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Рядовой нам нужно чтобы вы оставались серьезным

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Я серьезен Твой хуй мой рот

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Нездоровая херня

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Soldado Miller responda la pregunta

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Cuál era la pregunta

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Cuando piensa en sus superiores qué emociones siente

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Sabe qué problema tengo

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con ese puto circo que llaman ejército

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Allá va Uno Muchos tíos

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Dónde están las tetas

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Dos Por qué estamos bajo tierra

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Por qué no estamos al aire libre en una plaza

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Por qué no le decimos a la gente que existe el objeto nueve

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Darlo a conocer Gritar por los tejados

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Esto es genial Es la leche el objeto nueve

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Soldado hable en serio

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Hablo en serio Su polla mi boca

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

43

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:44

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.