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Shit I wish we could just go nowhere
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I wish we could just go nowhere

Saul:I wish we could just go nowhere

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Shit I wish we could just go nowhere
Available in 5 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
798
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:44
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
Even if he found that roach how could he know where you areUmHeat seeking missilesUmBloodhoundsFoxesBarracudasI'm just I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that It's weirdThank youNot a compliment Here's the question - Pineapple Express 00:25
Even if he found that roach how could he know where you...
Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the houseSafety Safety first then teamwork Now listen - Pineapple Express 00:08
Oh Well be careful manBe careful Wear shoes in the...
There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan The lion will speak - Pineapple Express 00:06
There is a fly in the ointment No no noShit has hit the fan...
I should call Angie soon. - Pineapple Express 00:24
I should call Angie soon.
I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all HereI run hotReally YeahYou got more body mass Thick blood Yeah no take it - Pineapple Express 00:12
I'm coldYou're cold Oh I'm not cold at all...
Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I missedWhat tree That oneWhy didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I didI don't know How often does somebody smash things I'm rustyOh man Did you at least see where it landedI - Pineapple Express 00:37
Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I...
We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't stop the clock - Pineapple Express 00:05
We're leaving I'm sorry Middle finger won't...
Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Oh, shit.
Open it! - Pineapple Express 00:23
Open it!
Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts broke your nose? - Pineapple Express 00:11
Man 1: And you're telling me that guy in the little...
Wake up. - Pineapple Express 00:18
Wake up.
Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like I'm forgetfulInsinuating good word Do you know what that meansI do know what that means believe it or notIt means like to seem like - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yeah I know where he livesWhat are you insinuating Like...
Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's goCome on man let's get the fuck out of hereOkay uh let's go No It's not working The battery's deadWaitWhat do you mean it's deadWhat do I mean The bat I mean the battery's dead The battery's deadWhat do you - Pineapple Express 00:43
Let's roll man I'm done with the woods Let's...
Shit We slept for like 18 hours - Pineapple Express 00:07
Shit We slept for like 18 hours
Can I have myjacket back, please? - Pineapple Express 00:09
Can I have myjacket back, please?
Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not gonna get us a ride man - Pineapple Express 00:10
Hey look it's like my thumb is my cockThat's not...
Thanks for the smooth samng, shand. - Pineapple Express 00:06
Thanks for the smooth samng, shand.
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship Chilling - Pineapple Express 00:07
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking...
Look it's like my thumb is my cock - Pineapple Express 00:10
Look it's like my thumb is my cock
Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on itI've been taking Vicodin That doesn't really take the swelling down thoughIt's from that time I told you manYou wanted to eat that lollipop out of that - Pineapple Express 00:21
Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to...