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Thanks for the smoothsamng, shand. You're welcome

Thanks for the smoothsamng, shand. You're welcome

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Thanks for the smooth samng shand
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You're welcome
Available in 5 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:22
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
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I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking...
Look it's like my thumb is my cock - Pineapple Express 00:10
Look it's like my thumb is my cock
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Herpes is for life broYeah well I'm gonna try to...
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Saul What's up Who do you think it is
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Do you know what today isTuesday This is my cat's...
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See Dale here is a protest servantNo I'm not...
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You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole
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Tuesday This is my cat's birthday today
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There you goWhy don't you follow his lead and just...
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Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out...
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You brought the devil into my houseWe're friends Yes I...
What we do in this life echoes in eternity - Pineapple Express 00:05
What we do in this life echoes in eternity
My taint. - Pineapple Express 00:26
My taint.
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Red You assholesYou ruined my portable phone
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You're gonna break the door Are you gonna pay for it
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Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale StopI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Red - Pineapple Express 00:09
Dale Time out Time outTruce Time in Fuck youCheater Dale...
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No! No, no, no! Where you going, huh? Where do you think...