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They kidnapped my grandson

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And the other guy, he was verygood-looking, but he was short as shit. But the worst part...

Pineapple Express • 2008

They kidnapped my grandson. Yeah, these two guys came in, they sat down with meto play dominos. We'd never seen thembefore in our lives. I never saw themin my life before. And they kept asking questionsabout my grandson. Well, what did they look like? One of them wasvery tall and sloppy. Mrs. Mendelson:And they wore black clothes. Faye:And the other guy, he was verygood-looking, but he was short as shit. But the worst part was that my grandson came in,why, and in pajamas. You gotta find my grandson.We'll do the best... Do you promise?I promise, ma'am. Absolutely.You've got something there. I believe that's a mole, ma'am

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They kidnapped my grandson

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Yeah these two guys came in

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they sat down with me to play dominos

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We'd never seen them before in our lives

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I never saw them in my life before

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And they kept asking questions about my grandson

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Well what did they look like

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One of them was very tall and sloppy

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Mrs Mendelson And they wore black clothes

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Faye And the other guy he was very good looking but he was short as shit

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But the worst part was

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that my grandson came in why and in pajamas

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You gotta find my grandson We'll do the best

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Do you promise I promise ma'am

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Absolutely You've got something there

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I believe that's a mole ma'am

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أعطي دروسا في الحياة ضعني في مكاني الصحيح

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أنا سأكون أصمم المباني وماذا سيفعل هو

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يصيب الناس بالملل حتى الموت في المذياع

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أنت أحمق لست سوى ذلك أنت أحمق

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أنا لست أحمق أنت أحمق

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أنا متأكد جدا أنني لست أحمق

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أنا رجل رائع للغاية

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أنا رائع مثلك تماما لذا توقف عن هذا

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عندما كنا في الغابة أنا أعطيت ك سترتي

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لقد كنت تشعر بالبرد وأنا أعطيتها لك لترتديها

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وماذا عن موقفنا في الحديقة عندما قلت لك أنك صديقي

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أنت لم ترد بأي شيء

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حسنا الرد على هذا أمر سهل لأننا لسنا أصدقاء

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أنت تاجر المخدرات الخاص بي

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هناك سبب واحد لمعرفتنا ببعض

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أنا أحب المخدرات التي تبيعها هذا كل ما في الأمر

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لو لم تكن تبيع تلك المخدرات ما كنت لأعرف من أنت

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Ils ont enlevé mon petit fils

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Deux types sont venus jouer aux dominos avec moi

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Je ne les avais jamais vus

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Ils m'ont questionné sur mon petit fils

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Décrivez les

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L'un était grand et négligé

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Et l'autre était très mignon mais un vrai nabot

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Mais le pire

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c'est que mon petit fils a débarqué en pyjama

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Retrouvez le Vous promettez

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Vous avez un truc Un grain de beauté

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Я не знаю

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Я понимаю теперь что если ты примешь меня снова

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значит ты очень наивная и незрелая

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Ты не видишь какой я придурок Я тот кто не может ни с кем встречаться

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Это ты незрелый Я не незрелый Ты незрелая

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В чем то я конечно незрелый но ты более незрелая И я старше

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Только лишь из за возраста

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Я потеряла девственность в 14

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Правда А ты со сколькими девушками спал

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Ну с двумя с половиной Двумя с половиной

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Что это за половина Твоя рука Это не считается

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Нет просто это было на полшишечки или вообще я только яйцо туда опустил Не помню почему

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Помню мысль Это не считается Я был очень пьян

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Если бы я сказал три я бы солгал

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Да пошел ты

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Вытащи меня отсюда

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Вытащу и это будет последний раз когда я появлюсь в твоей жизни окей

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Dando clases de vida Ponte en mi lugar

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Yo diseñaré edificios y qué hará él

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Matar a la gente de aburrimiento en la radio

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Eres un gilipollas Es lo único que eres un gilipollas

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No soy un gilipollas Eres un gilipollas

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Estoy bastante seguro de que no lo soy

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Soy un tío amable

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Yo soy tan amable como tú Así que no me vengas con esas

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En el bosque te dejé mi chaqueta

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Tenías frío y te abrigué

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Y en el parque cuando he dicho que eras mi amigo

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Tú no has dicho nada

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Muy fácil no somos amigos

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Eres mi camello

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Nos conocemos por una sola razón

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Me gustan las drogas que vendes Ya está

Available in 5 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

129

Timestamp in Movie

01:15:30

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.