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What the fuck is this thingAh Cross joint YeahYou ever smoke one of those You can smoke thisNo Hell yeah manThis is the futureThis is like the apex of the vortex ofjoint engineeringIt's rumored that m

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- and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power. This is it,...

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Dale Denton:
What the fuck is this thing?Saul:Ah. Cross joint.Dale Denton:Yeah.Saul:You ever smoke one of those?Dale Denton:You can SMOKE this?Saul:Hell yeah, man!Dale Denton:No.Saul:This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...Dale Denton:Really?Saul:- and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. That - future

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What the fuck is this thing

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Ah Cross joint Yeah

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You ever smoke one of those You can smoke this

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No Hell yeah man

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This is the future

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This is like the apex of the vortex ofjoint engineering

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It's rumored that m M O'shaughnessy designed the first one

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The guy who uh designed the golden gate bridge

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Of course of course My second favorite civil engineer

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behind hannskarl bandel Madison square garden

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What you do is you light all three ends at the same time

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Really And then the smoke converges

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creating a trifecta ofjoint smoking power

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This is it man This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking

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Future The future

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ما هذا الشيء اللعين

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جوينت صليبي نعم

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هل سبق لك أن دخنت واحدا من هذه أيمكنك أن تدخن هذا

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نعم يا رجل لا

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هذا هو المستقبل

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هذا وكأنه قمة هندسة صناعة الجوينت

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يشاع أن إم إم أوشمونيسي هو من صمم أول واحدة منها

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إنه هو الرجل الذي قام بتصميم جسر جولدن جيت

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ثاني أفضل مهندس بالنسبة لي

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بعد هانزكارل باندل مصمم حديقة ميدان ماديسون

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ما تفعله هو أن تشعل الثلاث أطراف في نفس الوقت

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حقا ويتجمع الدخان

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ويصنع قوة تدخين جوينت ثلاثية

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هذا هو يا رجل هذا ما سيدخنه أحفادك

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المستقبل المستقبل

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C'est quoi ce truc

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Un joint en croix

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T'en as déjà fumé Ça se fume

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C'est l'avenir

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C'est l'apex du vortex de la jointique

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La rumeur dit que O'Shaughnessy

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est le créateur

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Le type qui a conçu le Golden Gate

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Mon 2e ingénieur civil préféré

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après Hannskarl Bandel Madison Square Garden

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Ce qu'il faut faire

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allumer les trois bouts ensemble

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Ainsi la fumée converge

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en créant un trifouillage

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de puissance fumatoire

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C'est ça que tes petits enfants vont fumer

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L'avenir

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Неужели И тогда дым сходится в одной точке

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создавая тройной эффект пыхосилы

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Вот оно чувак То что будут курить твои внуки

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Будущее Это будущее

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Удивительно Есть

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Ага И в пакет Прекрасно

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Поосторожнее с этой штукой чувак Даешь зелень получаешь зелень

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Ништяк благодарю Всего

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Береги себя адиос

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Это чувак погоди ка

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Давай раскурим эту штуковину

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Реально не могу чувак Надо

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Я даже не смогу ее прикурить в одиночку

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Да нужна твоя помощь мужик

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Я за Камон

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Почему бы и нет Сделаем это Падай сюда

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Почему бы и нет Чё надо делать

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Окей вот чё ты делаешь

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Ты экипируешься Я экипируюсь

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Снарядите меня сэр Окей

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Qué coño es esto

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Un porro cruz Sí

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Los has probado Se puede fumar

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Sí No

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Esto es el futuro

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Es la cúspide del vértice de la ingeniería del porro

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Se rumorea que M M O Shaughnessy diseñó el primero

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El que diseñó el Golden Gate

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Mi segundo ingeniero civil favorito

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Después de Hannskarl Bandel del Madison Square Garden

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Lo que hay que hacer es encender los tres extremos a la vez

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En serio Y el humo converge

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creando una tríada de energía porreta

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Esto es lo que fumarán tus nietos

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Futuro El futuro

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Duration

49 seconds

Views

919

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:39

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Dale Denton