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Whoa What the fuck was thatI was trying to hit that tree I missedWhat tree That oneWhy didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I didI don't know How often does somebody smash things

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The phone, you idiot!

Pineapple Express • 2008

Dale Denton:
Whoa! What the fuck was that?Saul:I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.Dale Denton:What tree?Saul:That one.Dale Denton:Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?Saul:I don't know! How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty, fuck.Dale Denton:Oh, man, did you at least see where it landed?Saul:I don't know. Just call it.Dale Denton:Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed!Saul: Y'know, I bet they can't even triangulate those things.Dale Denton:Well, you shouldn't have said anything, because now you convinced me they can! You were very convincing back there!Saul:Okay, okay. Fine, I'll go find it. Fuck.Dale Denton:Do you see it?Saul:See what?Dale Denton:The phone, you idiot!

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Whoa What the fuck was that

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I was trying to hit that tree I missed

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What tree That one

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Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person Like I did

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I don't know How often does somebody smash things I'm rusty

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Oh man Did you at least see where it landed

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I don't know Call it

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Call it With what My phone has been smashed

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Well

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You know what I bet they can't even triangulate those things

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Well you shouldn't have said anything

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Now you convinced me they can You were very convincing back there

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Hey Fine I'll go find it Fuck

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Dale Do you see it Saul See what

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Dale The phone you idiot

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بالتأكيد حسنا سلام يا أخي

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يجب أن أتصل بـ إنجي قريبا

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وابتكر لها أي حجة

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أنا بردان

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هل تشعر بالبرد أوه أنا لا أشعر بالبرد إطلاقا تفضل

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أنا أشعر بالحر

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حقا نعم

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أنت أسمن مني أنت أحمق نعم لا خذها

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شكرا أنا لا أقد ر هذا ولكن لا يوجد مشكلة

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سأتصل بـ إنجي

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C'était quoi ça

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Je visais l'arbre Manqué Quel arbre

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Celui là

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Pourquoi pas un rocher

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J'ai plus l'habitude d'éclater des trucs

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T'as vu où il a atterri

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Aucune idée Fais le sonner

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Avec quoi Le mien est en purée

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Je parie qu'ils triangulent rien

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Tu m'as convaincu du contraire T'avais des arguments

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Je vais le chercher Fais chier

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Tu le vois

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Quoi

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Le portable crétin

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Вот тут Я моск Ты моск Разбивай

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Вот так Умри Да

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Что это было Я пытался попасть в дерево Но промахнулся

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Какое дерево Вон то

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Почему ты не разбил его о камень как все нормальные люди

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Я не знаю Как часто кому нибудь приходится разбивать вещи Я не в теме

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Ты хотя бы видел где он приземлился

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Не знаю Позвони на него

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Позвонить С чего Мой телефон уже разбит

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Да ладно они сто пудов не могут отслеживать телефоны

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Ну ты смог убедить меня в обратном В тот момент ты был очень убедительным

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Ладно блять Пойду найду его

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Видишь Чего вижу

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No podríamos parar un momento

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vosotros os vais a casa

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y continuamos mañana

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Tengo que llamar a Angie

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Inventarme una historia

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Tengo frío

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Tienes frío Yo no Toma

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Yo tengo calor

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En serio Sí

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Tienes más masa corporal La sangre más densa Toma

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Gracias No me ha gustado pero gracias

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Voy a llamar a Angie

Available in 5 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

563

Timestamp in Movie

00:32:17

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Dale Denton

Saul Silver