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Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms
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No, what are you do - Don't get a gun! Why would he bear arms?

Dale Denton:
No, what are you do - Don't get a gun! Why would he bear arms?

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Why do you Don't get a gun Why would he bear arms
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
598
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:51
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Dale Denton
Seth Rogen
This is so exciting. - Pineapple Express 00:38
This is so exciting.
What was that? - Pineapple Express 00:06
What was that?
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with me. I'm the good drug dealer. Dad, put the gun down! - Pineapple Express 00:16
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! He's with me. He's with...
You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside and fuck you in the streetNo don't do that Don't fuck us anywhere - Pineapple Express 00:08
You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside...
Fucking hide-and-seek. - Pineapple Express 00:11
Fucking hide-and-seek.
Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you think that would be an optionOkay Okay No that makes sense It makes senseCome on let's go It makes sense He's right - Pineapple Express 00:09
Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you...
Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with love - Pineapple Express 00:06
Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with...
This is so exciting Okay okay - Pineapple Express 00:04
This is so exciting Okay okay
Cheung, it's Ted. - Pineapple Express 01:00
Cheung, it's Ted.
What's this stuff called again, man? - Pineapple Express 00:24
What's this stuff called again, man?
How much money you guys got? - Pineapple Express 00:36
How much money you guys got?
You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and dunbar - Pineapple Express 00:06
You got it from Saul I mean you got it from Santiago and...
Don't move. - Pineapple Express 00:53
Don't move.
What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto be honest with youI have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetiteI'm so sorryLook selling narcotics oh manTo my students is not decriminalizedOkay I understand that I'm the liaison officer for this - Pineapple Express 00:27
What's in your hand I thought it was decriminalizedto...
Officer Oh big sexy with glasses - Pineapple Express 00:04
Officer Oh big sexy with glasses
Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt was a woman or a man cop It was a policewomanIt was a womanOh I think I know who that bitch wasDale Yes I will identify that bitch - Pineapple Express 00:12
Yes do you believe me I don't know Give me a minuteIt...
No, no, no, no, no. - Pineapple Express 00:17
No, no, no, no, no.
Dale: What the fuck are you doing? - Pineapple Express 00:17
Dale: What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, my god, they're shooting! - Pineapple Express 00:06
Oh, my god, they're shooting!
Whoa! Dude! Shit, I can't see! The slushee! Turn on the wipers! It's not working! Well, kick out the - Pineapple Express 00:19
Whoa! Dude! Shit, I can't see! The slushee! Turn on the...