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Pineapple Express

But don't call it that. Call it... Banana Boat

Saul:
[giving 3 schoolboys some pineapple express]
But don't call it that. Call it... Banana Boat

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You don't know What love is I'm gonna date him
Duration
5 seconds
Views
669
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:08
Uploaded
Mar 26, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
May I have the Garagely room please - Pineapple Express 00:15
May I have the Garagely room please
You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old ReallyHow many girls have you even slept withLike two and a half Two and a halfWhat is a half Your hand That doesn't count - Pineapple Express 00:11
You know what I lost my virginitywhen I was 14 years old...
Belogus. - Pineapple Express 00:38
Belogus.
Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty. - Pineapple Express 00:07
Damn. Saul: Oh, shit. Sorry, Betty.
They kidnapped my grandson. - Pineapple Express 00:40
They kidnapped my grandson.
Why don't you supersize it bitch - Pineapple Express 00:09
Why don't you supersize it bitch
Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him alive okayI should be kicking his fucking teeth inIf anybody's gonna beat him up it's gonna be TedI look like hamburglarAnd the elephant manLike someone fucked you up with a coffee pot - Pineapple Express 00:25
Ted wants him alive Why you holding me backTed wants him...
What's down there Fucking rancor - Pineapple Express 00:05
What's down there Fucking rancor
I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt damn near every one of them - Pineapple Express 00:09
I might act toughbut I got a lot of feelingsAnd you hurt...
You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill the fuck out of youI hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your lifebecause when Ted gets here he's gonna be likeKill that motherfucker I'm gonna kill your motherfucking assWatch your head - Pineapple Express 00:16
You know you gonna die right Saul YeahI'm gonna kill...
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. - Pineapple Express 00:09
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I am somewhat immature but you're more immature I'm older - Pineapple Express 00:15
I am somewhat immature but you're more immature...
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with the factthat me as this person probably gonna not be aroundThink about a hermit crab okayAnd it's a shell and it's like they go from one shell to the nextAnd that's what I am It's like I'm just a hermit - Pineapple Express 00:50
Man I'm just into buddhism and I'm at peace with...
Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at himWell what do you wanna do about it Don't you wanna get up and do something about itMaybe Maybe that would be cool to do to him - Pineapple Express 00:10
Aren't you angry at Ted Yeah I'm really mad at...
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers. - Pineapple Express 00:11
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
Oh, shit. - Pineapple Express 00:09
Oh, shit.
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute - Pineapple Express 00:05
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute
Dont don't just something quick like that. - Pineapple Express 00:11
Dont don't just something quick like that.
I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do thisI'm infected My shit's all fucked up I need medical attentionWhat do you mean you can't I thought we just got all pumped up What was that all aboutDude Ted is a fucking murderer I can't fuck with himI got a - Pineapple Express 00:25
I can't do this I'm sorry man I can't do...
BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously - Pineapple Express 00:06
BfffBest fucking friends forever man Seriously