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You shot me

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Asians!

Pineapple Express • 2008

You shot me. I'm sorry, man. I ain't never been shot.Damn, that hurt. I got glass in my ass. Dale. Dale! This is messed up. Has anyone seen my bigger knife? Man:Asians!

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You shot me

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I'm sorry man

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I ain't never been shot Damn that hurt

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I got glass in my ass

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Dale Dale This is messed up

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Has anyone seen my bigger knife

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Man Asians

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الآن أريد إنهاء هذا الأمر لكي أعود لمنزلي

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وأتناول العشاء مع زوجتي لمرة واحدة

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لو أن أحدا سأل دينتون قتل بيت

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نهاية القصة

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سأخبر تيد

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لو أخبرت ه إن معه سلاحا

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الوغد حسنا أنا آسف

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إن معه سلاحا آخر في جانبه

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اللعنة لدي سلاح آخر على ساقي

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هناك سلاح آخر أعرف أنكم ستجدونه فقط خذوه خذوه

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Tu m'as tiré dessus

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Pardon

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On m'avait jamais tiré dessus Ça tue

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J'ai du verre dans le cul

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C'est la merde

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Qui connaît pas ma machette

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On nous attaque

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Погоди кто то идет Окей окей

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Если я кашляну раз я первый Если дважды то ты окей

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Ну Я иногда по настоящему кашляю

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Не надо

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Йо Говорю один раз

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Что бы вы не делали я все просекаю ясно

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Quiero acabar de una vez e irme a casa

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a cenar con mi mujer para variar

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Si alguien pregunta Denton ha matado a Pete

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Punto

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Se lo diré a Ted

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Si lo haces Tiene una pipa

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Hijo de puta Vale lo siento

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Tiene otra a este lado

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Mierda Llevo otra en la pierna

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Hay una más Sé que la encontrarás Cógela

Available in 5 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

52

Timestamp in Movie

01:28:07

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.