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That's the stuff Pinoke I'd rather be smart than be an actor
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Pinocchio

I'd rather be smart than be an actor

Pinocchio:
I'd rather be smart than be an actor

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That's the stuff Pinoke I'd rather be smart than be an actor
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,478
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:15
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Walt Disney Productions

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Movie Summary

A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy.

Actors

Dickie Jones
Pinocchio
Dickie Jones
Well well Pinocchio What's your rushI gotta beat Jiminy home Oh helloWell how is the great actorI don't wanna be an actor Stromboli was terribleHe was Yeah he locked me in a bird cageHe did Uh huh but I learned my lessonI'm going Oh you poor poor boy You - Pinocchio 01:40
Well well Pinocchio What's your rushI gotta beat Jiminy...
My boy you are allergicAllergic Yes and there is only one cureA vacation on Pleasure Island Pleasure IslandYes that happy land of carefree boyswhere every day is a holidayBut I can't go I Why of course you can goI'm giving you my ticketHere Thanks But - Pinocchio 00:38
My boy you are allergicAllergic Yes and there is only one...
Well, here we go again. - Pinocchio 00:36
Well, here we go again.
Right here, boys! - Pinocchio 00:57
Right here, boys!
Tobacco Road Tobacco RoadGet your cigars cigarettes and chewin' tobaccoCome in and smoke your heads off There's nobody here to stop you - Pinocchio 00:10
Tobacco Road Tobacco RoadGet your cigars cigarettes and...
What'd I tell ya? - Pinocchio 00:12
What'd I tell ya?
All right now, hop to it, you blokes. - Pinocchio 00:20
All right now, hop to it, you blokes.
Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself - Pinocchio 00:06
Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a...
Where is everybody? - Pinocchio 00:20
Where is everybody?
Where d'you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick? - Pinocchio 00:36
Where d'you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick?
Ah you smoke like me grandmother - Pinocchio 00:04
Ah you smoke like me grandmother
Some fun, huh, kid? - Pinocchio 00:08
Some fun, huh, kid?
What's the matter, Slats? - Pinocchio 00:47
What's the matter, Slats?
Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect to be a real boyLook at yourself Smokingplaying pool Ow You are coming right home with me this minute - Pinocchio 00:15
Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect...
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of here Let me outHe's my conscience He tells me what's right and wrongWhat You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopperGrasshopper Look here you you impudent young pupIt wouldn't hurt you to - Pinocchio 00:24
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of...
Why-- Why-- Ya young hoodlum! - Pinocchio 00:09
Why-- Why-- Ya young hoodlum!
Why, I'll take you apart and put you back together. - Pinocchio 00:22
Why, I'll take you apart and put you back together.
B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it - Pinocchio 00:06
B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it
Ha-ha-ha! - Pinocchio 00:17
Ha-ha-ha!
Lampwick. - Pinocchio 00:22
Lampwick.