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Ah you smoke like me grandmother
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Pinocchio

You smoke like me grandmother!

Lampwick:
You smoke like me grandmother!

Full Transcript

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Ah you smoke like me grandmother
Available in 8 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,595
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:56
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Walt Disney Productions

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Movie Summary

A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy.

Actors

Frankie Darro
Lampwick
Frankie Darro
Some fun, huh, kid? - Pinocchio 00:08
Some fun, huh, kid?
What's the matter, Slats? - Pinocchio 00:47
What's the matter, Slats?
Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect to be a real boyLook at yourself Smokingplaying pool Ow You are coming right home with me this minute - Pinocchio 00:15
Pinocchio So this is where I find youHow do you ever expect...
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of here Let me outHe's my conscience He tells me what's right and wrongWhat You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopperGrasshopper Look here you you impudent young pupIt wouldn't hurt you to - Pinocchio 00:24
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of...
Why-- Why-- Ya young hoodlum! - Pinocchio 00:09
Why-- Why-- Ya young hoodlum!
Why, I'll take you apart and put you back together. - Pinocchio 00:22
Why, I'll take you apart and put you back together.
B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it - Pinocchio 00:06
B But Jiminy You buttered your bread now sleep in it
Ha-ha-ha! - Pinocchio 00:17
Ha-ha-ha!
Lampwick. - Pinocchio 00:22
Lampwick.
Come on, you blokes! - Pinocchio 00:10
Come on, you blokes!
Where'd all the donkeys come from? - Pinocchio 01:02
Where'd all the donkeys come from?
And what might your name be AlexanderHmm so you can talkYe Yes sir I wanna go home to my mamaTake him back He can still talkPlease please I don't wanna be a donkeyLet me outta here QuietYou boys have had your fun Now pay for it - Pinocchio 00:28
And what might your name be AlexanderHmm so you can talkYe...
Ha To hear that beetle talkyou'd think somethin' was going to happen to usConscience Nah phooeyWhere does he get that stuffHow do you ever expect to be a real boyWhat's he think I look like a jackassYou sure doHey you laugh like a donkeyDid that come out - Pinocchio 01:20
Ha To hear that beetle talkyou'd think somethin'...
You'd think that something was going to happen to us - Pinocchio 01:12
You'd think that something was going to happen to us
Where does he get that stuff? - Pinocchio 00:19
Where does he get that stuff?
Did that come out of me? - Pinocchio 00:15
Did that come out of me?
I've been double-crossed! - Pinocchio 00:15
I've been double-crossed!
- Oh, what's happened? - Pinocchio 00:29
- Oh, what's happened?
Hurry up... - Pinocchio 00:10
Hurry up...
Jiminy. - Pinocchio 00:59
Jiminy.