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"Pirates of Silicon Valley" quotes

Pirates of Silicon Valley poster
History of Apple and Microsoft.

Director: Martyn Burke
Writer: Paul Freiberger, Michael Swaine, Martyn Burke
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Jun 1999
Awards: Nominated for 5 Primetime Emmys. 2 wins & 9 nominations total
You know how you survive - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 You know how you survive We're better than you are - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17 We're better than you are Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they... What is this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:35 What is this Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better... Good artists copy Great artists steal - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Good artists copy Great artists steal Steve It is Steve isn't it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17 Steve It is Steve isn't it You wanna know what else - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:32 You wanna know what else That's how you have to think of this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 That's how you have to think of this The era - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:04 The era Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this software stuff - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this... Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number two - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number... You know I don't know We just think we might be able to mess with it and resell it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:27 You know I don't know We just think we might be able to... You think they're hookers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11 You think they're hookers Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25 Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft Steve I'm worried - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 Steve I'm worried I think I had a date tonight with Ann - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19 I think I had a date tonight with Ann Those guys think they're revolutionaries - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Those guys think they're revolutionaries Hey Bill - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08 Hey Bill Steve why do you care what I call the baby - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:13 Steve why do you care what I call the baby You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem till I tried to use it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem... Eureka What - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 Eureka What Maybe in a past life - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 Maybe in a past life I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse cursor display - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse... Hey man you are putting poison into your body - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21 Hey man you are putting poison into your body Where's your beard - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12 Where's your beard Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25 Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture Are you listening Yes I'm listening - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11 Are you listening Yes I'm listening You demolished that guy Woz what we're doing right now - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08 You demolished that guy Woz what we're doing right now Are you a virgin - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08 Are you a virgin How old were you when you first got laid - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:10 How old were you when you first got laid Try theft Steve all cars have steering wheels - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08 Try theft Steve all cars have steering wheels It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as... I made a mistake - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 I made a mistake Oh you know Bill I think you gotta come up with a better pickup line - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:09 Oh you know Bill I think you gotta come up with a better... What No - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11 What No You're stealing from us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:05 You're stealing from us Bill why did you tell them we have an operating system - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25 Bill why did you tell them we have an operating system Are you sure this thing's gonna work - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Are you sure this thing's gonna work I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:13 I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve I think it's gonna be really interesting I mean you and me together - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 I think it's gonna be really interesting I mean you and... They gave it to us as a gift - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:05 They gave it to us as a gift

Cast

Steve Jobs - Noah Wyle
Steve Wozniak - Joey Slotnick
Ridley Scott - J.G. Hertzler
Captain Crunch - Wayne Pére