"Pirates of Silicon Valley" quotes

Pirates of Silicon Valley poster
History of Apple and Microsoft.

Director: Martyn Burke
Writer: Paul Freiberger, Michael Swaine, Martyn Burke
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Jun 1999
Awards: Nominated for 5 Primetime Emmys. 2 wins & 9 nominations total

78 Clips

They gave it to us as a gift - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:05
They gave it to us as a gift
I think it's gonna be really interesting I mean you and me together - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
I think it's gonna be really interesting I mean you and me...
I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:13
I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve
Are you sure this thing's gonna work - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
Are you sure this thing's gonna work
Bill why did you tell them we have an operating system - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25
Bill why did you tell them we have an operating system
You're stealing from us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:05
You're stealing from us
What No - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11
What No
Oh you know Bill I think you gotta come up with a better pickup line - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:09
Oh you know Bill I think you gotta come up with a better...
I made a mistake - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20
I made a mistake
All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're...
It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is
Try theft Steve all cars have steering wheels - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08
Try theft Steve all cars have steering wheels
How old were you when you first got laid - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:10
How old were you when you first got laid
Are you a virgin - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08
Are you a virgin
You demolished that guy Woz what we're doing right now - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08
You demolished that guy Woz what we're doing right now
Are you listening Yes I'm listening - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11
Are you listening Yes I'm listening
Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25
Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture
Where's your beard - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12
Where's your beard
Hey man you are putting poison into your body - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21
Hey man you are putting poison into your body
I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse cursor display - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20
I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse...
Maybe in a past life - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07
Maybe in a past life
Eureka What - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14
Eureka What
He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem till I tried to use it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem till I...
You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07
You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers
Steve why do you care what I call the baby - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:13
Steve why do you care what I call the baby
Hey Bill - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08
Hey Bill
Those guys think they're revolutionaries - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
Those guys think they're revolutionaries
I think I had a date tonight with Ann - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19
I think I had a date tonight with Ann
Steve I'm worried - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20
Steve I'm worried
Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25
Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft
You think they're hookers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11
You think they're hookers
You know I don't know We just think we might be able to mess with it and resell it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:27
You know I don't know We just think we might be able to mess...
Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number two - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20
Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number two
Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this software stuff - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07
Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this...
The era - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:04
The era
That's how you have to think of this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14
That's how you have to think of this
You wanna know what else - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:32
You wanna know what else
You wanna know what else - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:29
You wanna know what else
Steve It is Steve isn't it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17
Steve It is Steve isn't it
Good artists copy Great artists steal - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
Good artists copy Great artists steal
Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better...
What is this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:35
What is this
Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06
Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they...
We're better than you are - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17
We're better than you are
You know how you survive - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14
You know how you survive
You don't understand - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33
You don't understand
Are you sure this thing is even gonna work - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24
Are you sure this thing is even gonna work
Why did you tell them we had an operating system - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:00
Why did you tell them we had an operating system
You're stealing from us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12
You're stealing from us
Like I have to have a moustache - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19
Like I have to have a moustache
I made a mistake - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:23
I made a mistake
All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:23
All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're...
Sometimes not knowing how crazy something is - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19
Sometimes not knowing how crazy something is
All cars have steering wheels - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:27
All cars have steering wheels
You demolished that guy - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12
You demolished that guy
I am so sick of your abusiveness - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31
I am so sick of your abusiveness
You have no culture - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:59
You have no culture
You are putting poison into your body - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:38
You are putting poison into your body
I created a program that can play blackjack - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31
I created a program that can play blackjack
Why do you care what I call the baby - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:32
Why do you care what I call the baby
Those guys think they're revolutionaries - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21
Those guys think they're revolutionaries
About what's happening - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31
About what's happening
Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:13
Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft
Where's your beard - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24
Where's your beard
Think they're hookers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33
Think they're hookers
And you're offering us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:56
And you're offering us
Steve Wozniak's employee number one - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:52
Steve Wozniak's employee number one
The profits are in the computers themselves - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21
The profits are in the computers themselves
What on earth would ordinary people want with computers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33
What on earth would ordinary people want with computers
I think I had a date tonight with Ann - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:01
I think I had a date tonight with Ann
We know that IBM has set up this place to complete head on with Apple - Pirates of Silicon Valley 03:02
We know that IBM has set up this place to complete head on...
Good artists copy - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:15
Good artists copy
And then eaten alive afterwards - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:24
And then eaten alive afterwards
Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20
Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better...
Success is a menace - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21
Success is a menace
We're better than you are - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24
We're better than you are
You don't get it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24
You don't get it
You know how you survive - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:35
You know how you survive

Cast

Steve Jobs - Noah Wyle
Steve Wozniak - Joey Slotnick
Ridley Scott - J.G. Hertzler
Captain Crunch - Wayne Pére
Mrs. Wozniak - Sheila Shaw
Steve Ballmer - John DiMaggio
Paul Allen - Josh Hopkins
Ed Roberts - Gailard Sartain
Therapist - Allan Kolman
Homebrew Tech - Richard Waltzer
Longhair #1 - Harris Mann
Longhair #2 - Clay Wilcox
Dan Kottke - Marcus Giamatti
Elizabeth Holmes - Melissa McBride
Mike Markkula - Jeffrey Nordling
Chris Larson - Marc Worden
Prostitute - Kelly Mullis
Albuquerque Executive - Rod Roeser
Bill's Secretary - Lynne Marie Stewart
Apple Receptionist - Nikita Ager
Adamson - Brian Gattas
Job Applicant - Doug Cox
IBM Executive #1 - Michael Francis Clarke
IBM Executive #2 - Michael Bryan French
Rod Brock - Gerald McCullouch
Young Skating Woman - Tammy Brady Conrad
John Sculley - Allan Royal
John Gilmore - Bodhi Elfman
Xerox Project Manager - Holly Lewis
Xerox Executive - Robert Daniel Phelps
Charles Simonyi - Brian Lester
Airline Clerk #1 - Michael Chieffo
Airline Clerk #2 - Wanda Christine
Mac Designer - Karl Wiedergott
Little Lisa - Brooke Radding
Woman - Kitty Swink
Photographer - Alexander Enberg
Ella Fitzgerald - Cardella Di Milo
Jazz Band Player #1 - Robert Pierce
Jazz Band Player #2 - Sherman Ferguson
Jazz Band Player #3 - Louie Spears
Jazz Band Player #4 - Louis Taylor
(unconfirmed) - Grady Hutt
IBM singer - Michael Laren
Man from the past - Jeffrey J. Ayers
Corporate Execuitive - Dean Chambers
College Student - Paul McMichael
Irate Woman - Diane Robin
Xerox Designer - Nicholas Wilde
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