Hey. Guess what? What? Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old....

Marlin: Hey. Guess what? Nemo: What? Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old. Nemo: Hundred and fifty? Marlin: Yup. Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred. Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred!

I highly doubt that. Have you ever met a shark? No, and I don't plan to. How old are sea turtles? Sea turtles? I don't know. Sandy Plankton from next door, he says that sea turtles said... that they live to be about 100 years old. Well, you know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, ok? Hold on. Hold on. Wait to cross. Hold my fin. Hold my fin. Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you? Hey, that snail was about to charge. I wonder where we're supposed to go. Bye, Mom! I'll pick you up after school. Come on, you guys, stop it! Give it back! Come on, we'll try over there. Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher? Well, look who's out of the anemone. Yes. Shocking, I know. Marty, right? Marlin. Bob. Ted. Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke. Yeah, yeah. Come on, give us a funny one. Well, actually, that's a common misconception.