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We were high-school sweethearts

We were high-schoolsweethearts. Mmm-hmm.The perfect couple. Do you know that heproposed in...

Pixels • 2015

We were high-schoolsweethearts. Mmm-hmm.The perfect couple. Do you know that heproposed in a waterfall? I mean,a freaking waterfall.Smooth. But now,according to a textI got 20 minutes ago, he's marryinga 19-year-oldnamed after a spice. It's not evenspelled correctly. Mmm. It's just notwhere I thought I'd beat this point in my life. Oh, God. I hear that. I was supposed to havea baby with my ex-wife. And the doctorwho was helpingus make the baby did help us make the baby. But, unfortunately,I wasn't in the room

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We were high school sweethearts

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Mmm hmm The perfect couple

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Do you know that he proposed in a waterfall

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I mean a freaking waterfall Smooth

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But now according to a text I got 20 minutes ago

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he's marrying a 19 year old named after a spice

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It's not even spelled correctly

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Mmm SCOFFS

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It's just not where I thought I'd be at this point in my life

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Oh God I hear that SIGHS

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I was supposed to have a baby with my ex wife

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And the doctor who was helping us make the baby

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did help us make the baby

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But unfortunately I wasn't in the room

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TOOTS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT

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C'était mon amour du lycée

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Le couple parfait Il a demandé ma main sous une cascade

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Une fichue cascade La classe

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Et selon son texto d'il y a 20 min

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il épouse une fille de 19 ans au nom d'épice

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Même pas bien orthographié

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J'imaginais pas ça à ce stade de ma vie

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À qui le dites vous

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Je devais avoir un bébé avec mon ex femme

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Et le médecin qui nous aidait nous a bien fait un bébé

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Sauf que j'étais pas présent

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Wir waren seit der Schule zusammen Das perfekte Paar

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Seinen Heiratsantrag stellte er mir unter einem Wasserfall

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Einem verdammten Wasserfall Schick

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Aber jetzt laut seiner SMS von vor 20 Minuten

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heiratet er eine 19 Jährige die nach einem Gewürz benannt ist

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Und dazu noch falsch geschrieben

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Ich hatte mir mein Leben einfach anders vorgestellt

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Lieber Himmel Das verstehe ich

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Ich wollte mit meiner Exfrau ein Kind

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Der Arzt der uns half ein Baby zu bekommen

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half uns sehr tatkräftig

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Aber leider war ich nicht dabei

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Dulu kami pasangan di sekolah

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Kami pasangan yang sempurna

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Kau tahu dia melamarku di air terjun

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Maksudku air terjun

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Tapi menurut pesan yang kudapatkan 20 menit lalu

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dia menikahi wanita 19 tahun di tempat yang lebih baik

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高校以来の仲

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完璧カップル

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滝でプロポーズしたのよ

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滝でなのよ

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でも２０分前のメールだと

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もっと良い所で１９娘と結婚したって

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何かの間違いだわ

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そんな事

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私の人生に起きるはずがない

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僕も同じようなモンさ

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別れた女房と子供を作ろうとした

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医者も応援してくれて

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とても熱心だったが奴の子が出来ちまった

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Мы начали встречаться еще в школе Идеальная пара

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Он сделал мне предложение стоя в водопаде

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В гребаном водопаде Ловкач

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И вот согласно смс которое я получила 20 минут назад

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он женится на 19 летней девчонке с именем в честь пряности

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Еще и с ошибкой

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Никогда бы не подумала что этот период жизни будет таким

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Боже Как я вас понимаю

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Мы с моей бывшей собирались завести ребенка

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И врач который помогал нам в этом

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помог по полной

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Но увы без меня

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Nuestra primera pareja en la escuela

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Éramos la pareja perfecta

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Usted sabe que él propuso en una cascada

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Quiero decir cascada

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Pero de acuerdo con el mensaje que me sale 20 hace minutos

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se casó con una mujer de 19 años en su lugar mejor

Available in 7 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:17

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, fantasy

Production

Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions,1492 Pictures,LStar Capital,China Film Group Corporation,Film Croppers Entertainment,Prime Focus

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Movie Summary

When aliens misinterpret video feeds of classic arcade games as a declaration of war, they attack the Earth in the form of the video games.