"Planes, Trains & Automobiles" quotes

Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster
A Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower curtain ring salesman as his only companion.

Director: John Hughes
Writer: John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $49,530,280
Released: 25 Nov 1987
Awards: 1 nomination

108 Clips

You're welcome - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:04
You're welcome
Oh I called a friend at Eastern Airlines It doesn't look good - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:07
Oh I called a friend at Eastern Airlines It doesn't look...
You're messing with the wrong guy - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:05
You're messing with the wrong guy
You're gonna be in Chicago in less than three hours around there - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:16
You're gonna be in Chicago in less than three hours around...
I had no idea those beer cans would blow like that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19
I had no idea those beer cans would blow like that
Next time let's go first class all right - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10
Next time let's go first class all right
The last thing I want to be is an annoying blabbermouth - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06
The last thing I want to be is an annoying blabbermouth
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago
You're going in the wrong direction - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:12
You're going in the wrong direction
How's your drink It's good - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:36
How's your drink It's good
Why don't you take a picture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:04
Why don't you take a picture
Where you been - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21
Where you been
This is as good a time as any to tell you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:13
This is as good a time as any to tell you
Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:17
Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie
You'll never make the six - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:03
You'll never make the six
I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:12
I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles
Put your window down - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37
Put your window down
Trouble on the home front - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:17
Trouble on the home front
I didn't introduce myself Del Griffith - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10
I didn't introduce myself Del Griffith
Well let me just close this conversation - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14
Well let me just close this conversation
Why don't you take a picture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10
Why don't you take a picture
I'll get that I paid for everything else Why break precedent - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14
I'll get that I paid for everything else Why break precedent
Visa and a gasoline card - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35
Visa and a gasoline card
Man There's a guy on the wrong side of the highway He'll kill somebody - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:36
Man There's a guy on the wrong side of the highway He'll...
You know I've been thinking - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:28
You know I've been thinking
How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06
How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card
Del Griffith How the hell are you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15
Del Griffith How the hell are you
Get your car out of here Just a minute OK - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:22
Get your car out of here Just a minute OK
Get your lazy behind out and put that trunk in the back - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26
Get your lazy behind out and put that trunk in the back
You have 17 and a good watch - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:25
You have 17 and a good watch
Well I'll tell you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14
Well I'll tell you
Sir Sir Excuse me - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35
Sir Sir Excuse me
I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:20
I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train
Look I don't want to be rude but I'm not much of a conversationalist - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:29
Look I don't want to be rude but I'm not much of a...
What's the flight situation Simple - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:29
What's the flight situation Simple
If they told you wolverines make good pets would you believe them - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06
If they told you wolverines make good pets would you believe...
You could've killed me slugging me in the gut - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:09
You could've killed me slugging me in the gut
You know I'm glad I didn't kill you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37
You know I'm glad I didn't kill you
You know goddam well what - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:34
You know goddam well what
Honey I'd like you to meet a friend of mine - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15
Honey I'd like you to meet a friend of mine
You're in a pretty lousy mood huh - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18
You're in a pretty lousy mood huh
I haven't been home in years Echoing - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06
I haven't been home in years Echoing
You shared a motel room with a stranger Are you crazy - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:08
You shared a motel room with a stranger Are you crazy
You know when I'm dead and buried all I'll have to prove I was here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:34
You know when I'm dead and buried all I'll have to prove I...
Was that seat hot or what - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15
Was that seat hot or what
I knew I knew you Yeah - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37
I knew I knew you Yeah
I know you don't I - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:28
I know you don't I
Neal What's the temperature Del One - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:05
Neal What's the temperature Del One
What the hell you driving We had a small fire last night - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18
What the hell you driving We had a small fire last night
Why would I put it there - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35
Why would I put it there
Yeah where you going Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26
Yeah where you going Chicago
Del what are you doing here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:32
Del what are you doing here
He says we're going the wrong way Oh he's drunk - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:08
He says we're going the wrong way Oh he's drunk
Welcome to Marathon May I help you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:34
Welcome to Marathon May I help you
Why did you kiss my ear - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19
Why did you kiss my ear
You play with your balls a lot Mm - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:28
You play with your balls a lot Mm
You're a miracle Your stories have none of that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35
You're a miracle Your stories have none of that
You want to hurt me - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:36
You want to hurt me
I'm going to have to say goodnight - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:23
I'm going to have to say goodnight
I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:40
I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine
I know this is your cab - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:29
I know this is your cab
I haven't been home in years - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:13
I haven't been home in years
I guess this is probably a good time as any to tell you this - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37
I guess this is probably a good time as any to tell you this
I feel like a Whopper - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:32
I feel like a Whopper
I don't want to be rude - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:36
I don't want to be rude
You're no saint - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 04:07
You're no saint
You're in a pretty lousy mood - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:32
You're in a pretty lousy mood
You're going to kill somebody - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18
You're going to kill somebody
You'll never make the six - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:12
You'll never make the six
You stole my cab - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 02:02
You stole my cab
You shared a motel room with a complete stranger - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21
You shared a motel room with a complete stranger
You play with your balls a lot - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:09
You play with your balls a lot
You know I had a feeling that when we parted ways - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 02:40
You know I had a feeling that when we parted ways
You know goddamn well what - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:51
You know goddamn well what
He says we're going the wrong way - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21
He says we're going the wrong way
He loves giving you noogies - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:53
He loves giving you noogies
Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:17
Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better
Glad to meet you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:44
Glad to meet you
Get your car out of here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:44
Get your car out of here
As much fun as I've had on this little journey - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:30
As much fun as I've had on this little journey
American Light and Fixture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:23
American Light and Fixture
You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:23
You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that
You were as right as rain - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:21
You were as right as rain
Would you believe them - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:23
Would you believe them
Why don't you take a picture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:16
Why don't you take a picture
Why did you kiss my ear - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:30
Why did you kiss my ear
Where are you going - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:01
Where are you going
When I'm dead and buried - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:02
When I'm dead and buried
What's the flight situation - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:47
What's the flight situation
What's going on - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:33
What's going on
What we're dealing with here is a small time crook - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:28
What we're dealing with here is a small time crook
What the hell are you driving here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:10
What the hell are you driving here
What do you think the temperature is - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14
What do you think the temperature is
What do you think - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18
What do you think
What are you doing here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:33
What are you doing here
Welcome to Marathon - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 02:23
Welcome to Marathon
The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21
The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying...
That's how Houdini died - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26
That's how Houdini died
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago
Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing in Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21
Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing...
She didn't scream or nothin - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19
She didn't scream or nothin
Oh I gave this gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 02:24
Oh I gave this gal behind the counter a set of shower...
Maybe we should get separate rooms - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:35
Maybe we should get separate rooms
Let me just close this conversation - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:25
Let me just close this conversation
Latin for  asshole - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26
Latin for asshole
I've paid for everything else - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:33
I've paid for everything else
I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:38
I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before

Cast

Neal Page - Steve Martin
Del Griffith - John Candy
Susan Page - Laila Robins
State Trooper - Michael McKean
Taxi Racer - Kevin Bacon
Second Motel Clerk - Martin Ferrero
Doobie - Larry Hankin
Waitress (as Susan Kellerman) - Susan Kellermann
Little Neal - Matthew Lawrence
Car Rental Agent - Edie McClurg
Martin (as George O. Petrie) - George Petrie
Motel Thief - Gary Riley
Marie - Susan Isaacs
Owen's Wife - Lulie Newcomb
Cab Dispatcher - John Randolph Jones
New York Lawyer - Nick Wyman
Cab Driver - New York - Gaetano Lisi
Stewardess - Diana Castle
Stewardess - Julie H. Morgan
Man on Plane - Bill Erwin
New York Ticket Agent (as Ruth De Soza) - Ruth de Sosa
Wichita Airport Representative - Ben Stein
Receptionist (as Kim Genell) - Kim Genelle
Brand Manager - Grant Forsberg
Cafe Patron - David Raiport
Bus Lover - Andrew J. Hentz
Bus Loverette - Karen Meisinger
Pilot - Gary Palmer
Earring Customer - Diane Nieman
Earring Customer - Sylvia Vitrungs
Earring Customer - Joann Taylor
Earring Customer - Julie A. Herbert
Earring Customer - Jennifer Allswang
Earring Customer - Wendy Lee Avon
Earring Customer - Amy Meyers
Screaming Driver - John Moio
Screaming Driver's Wife - Victoria Vanderkloot
Pedestrian - Angelis Alexandris
Cab victim - Kevin Ash
Plane Passenger - Jimmie Booth
Man on telephone in airport - Dominick Clark
Holiday Traveler - Jules Dean
Antisocial Trucker - Troy Evans
Street background - Richard Fike
Man in suit on train - Charles Franke
Restaurant Patron - Bob Harks
Woman - Susan Hayden
Airport Traveler - G. Wayne Hill
Child at Wichita Airport - Angella Kaye
Mother in airport - Nancy Kusley
Roxanne - Debra Lamb
Man at Wichita Airport - Larry Ludwig
Park Avenue Pedestrian - Gary McNerney
Child At Rental Counter - Christopher Meister
Earring Customer - Elva Morgan
Coffee shop customer - Dawn Morgan-Keefe
Man at Wichita Airport - Daniel Niswander
Man at Motel - Ricardo Sandoval III
Plane Passenger - George Sasaki
Holiday Traveler - Ken Tipton
John - Lyman Ward
Holiday Traveler - Flynn Welles
Airport Traveler - Tom Willett
Marathon Shuttle Driver - Chino 'Fats' Williams