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"Planes, Trains & Automobiles" quotes

Planes, Trains & Automobiles poster
A Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.

Director: John Hughes
Writer: John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $49,530,280
Released: 25 Nov 1987
Awards: 1 nomination
You're welcome - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:04 You're welcome Oh I called a friend at Eastern Airlines It doesn't look good - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:07 Oh I called a friend at Eastern Airlines It doesn't... You're messing with the wrong guy - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:05 You're messing with the wrong guy You're gonna be in Chicago in less than three hours around there - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:16 You're gonna be in Chicago in less than three hours... I had no idea those beer cans would blow like that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19 I had no idea those beer cans would blow like that Next time let's go first class all right - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10 Next time let's go first class all right How's your drink It's good - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:40 How's your drink It's good Why don't you take a picture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:04 Why don't you take a picture Trouble on the home front - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:17 Trouble on the home front Get your lazy behind out and put that trunk in the back - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26 Get your lazy behind out and put that trunk in the back How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in... Well I'll tell you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14 Well I'll tell you You know when I'm dead and buried all I'll have to prove I was here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:41 You know when I'm dead and buried all I'll have to... Latin for  asshole - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14 Latin for asshole You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:09 You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that Welcome to Marathon May I help you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:10 Welcome to Marathon May I help you The last thing I want to be is an annoying blabbermouth - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 The last thing I want to be is an annoying blabbermouth Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in... You're going in the wrong direction - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:12 You're going in the wrong direction Where you been - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:21 Where you been This is as good a time as any to tell you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:13 This is as good a time as any to tell you Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:17 Mom Do you think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie You'll never make the six - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:03 You'll never make the six I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:12 I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles Put your window down - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37 Put your window down I didn't introduce myself Del Griffith - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10 I didn't introduce myself Del Griffith Well let me just close this conversation - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14 Well let me just close this conversation Why don't you take a picture - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:10 Why don't you take a picture I'll get that I paid for everything else Why break precedent - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:14 I'll get that I paid for everything else Why break... Visa and a gasoline card - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35 Visa and a gasoline card Man There's a guy on the wrong side of the highway He'll kill somebody - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:36 Man There's a guy on the wrong side of the highway... You know I've been thinking - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:28 You know I've been thinking Del Griffith How the hell are you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15 Del Griffith How the hell are you Get your car out of here Just a minute OK - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:22 Get your car out of here Just a minute OK You have 17 and a good watch - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:25 You have 17 and a good watch Sir Sir Excuse me - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35 Sir Sir Excuse me I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:20 I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train Look I don't want to be rude but I'm not much of a conversationalist - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:29 Look I don't want to be rude but I'm not much of a... What's the flight situation Simple - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:29 What's the flight situation Simple If they told you wolverines make good pets would you believe them - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 If they told you wolverines make good pets would you believe... You could've killed me slugging me in the gut - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:09 You could've killed me slugging me in the gut You know I'm glad I didn't kill you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37 You know I'm glad I didn't kill you You know goddam well what - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:34 You know goddam well what Honey I'd like you to meet a friend of mine - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15 Honey I'd like you to meet a friend of mine You're in a pretty lousy mood huh - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18 You're in a pretty lousy mood huh I haven't been home in years Echoing - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:06 I haven't been home in years Echoing You shared a motel room with a stranger Are you crazy - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:08 You shared a motel room with a stranger Are you crazy Was that seat hot or what - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:15 Was that seat hot or what I knew I knew you Yeah - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:37 I knew I knew you Yeah Neal What's the temperature Del One - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:05 Neal What's the temperature Del One What the hell you driving We had a small fire last night - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:18 What the hell you driving We had a small fire last night Why would I put it there - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35 Why would I put it there Yeah where you going Chicago - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:26 Yeah where you going Chicago Del what are you doing here - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:32 Del what are you doing here He says we're going the wrong way Oh he's drunk - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:08 He says we're going the wrong way Oh he's drunk Welcome to Marathon May I help you - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:34 Welcome to Marathon May I help you Why did you kiss my ear - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19 Why did you kiss my ear You play with your balls a lot Mm - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:28 You play with your balls a lot Mm You're a miracle Your stories have none of that - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:35 You're a miracle Your stories have none of that You want to hurt me - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:36 You want to hurt me As much fun as I've had on this little journey - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:30 As much fun as I've had on this little journey When I'm dead and buried - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 01:02 When I'm dead and buried Welcome to Marathon - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 02:23 Welcome to Marathon She didn't scream or nothin - Planes, Trains & Automobiles 00:19 She didn't scream or nothin

Cast

Neal Page - Steve Martin
Del Griffith - John Candy
Susan Page - Laila Robins
State Trooper - Michael McKean
Taxi Racer - Kevin Bacon