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Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Yes. How may I help you? a fucking Datsun, a fucking...

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Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now. Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy. Neal: Oh, boy, what? Car Rental Agent: [narrows her eyes] You're fucked.


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Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Yes. How may I help you? You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat! I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. May I see your rental agreement? I threw it away. - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy, what? You're fucked. You're messing with the wrong guy! Hey, 86, wake up! You're gonna block the line! - Yeah, where're you going? - Chicago. - Chicago? - Chicago. - You know you're in Saint Louis? - Yes, I do. Why don't you try the airlines? It's a lot faster and you get a free meal. If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you going to help me, or are you going to stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? What are you doing? I almost crushed your head like a melon. - Del? - Get your car out of here! - Yeah, just... Just a minute, OK? - Get it out of here!

Clip duration: 143 seconds
Views: 640
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.


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