Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Yes. How may I help you? a fucking Datsun, a fucking...
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Car Rental Agent:
[cheerfully]
Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal:
Yes.
Car Rental Agent:
How may I help you?
Neal:
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now.
Car Rental Agent:
May I see your rental agreement?
Neal:
I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent:
Oh, boy.
Neal:
Oh, boy, what?
Car Rental Agent:
[narrows her eyes]
You're fucked.
Transcript
Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping
that fucking dumb-ass smile
off your rosy fucking cheeks!
And you can give me
a fucking automobile.
A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota,
a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick.
Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way
you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care
for the way your company
left me in the middle
of fucking nowhere,
with fucking keys to a fucking car
that isn't fucking there.
And I really didn't care to fucking walk
down a fucking highway,
and across a fucking runway
to get back here to have you
smile in my fucking face.
I want a fucking car
right fucking now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.
You're messing with the wrong guy!
Hey, 86, wake up!
You're gonna block the line!
- Yeah, where're you going?
- Chicago.
- Chicago?
- Chicago.
- You know you're in Saint Louis?
- Yes, I do.
Why don't you try the airlines? It's a
lot faster and you get a free meal.
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into
the john and watch you take a leak.
Now are you going to help me,
or are you going to stand there
like a slab of meat with mittens?
What are you doing?
I almost crushed your head like a melon.
- Del?
- Get your car out of here!
- Yeah, just... Just a minute, OK?
- Get it out of here!
Clip duration: 143 seconds
Views: 640
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.
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00:14 Latin for asshole
01:02 When I'm dead and buried
00:30 As much fun as I've had on this little journey
00:19 She didn't scream or nothin
00:09 You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that
00:06 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in...
00:34 Welcome to Marathon May I help you
00:36 You want to hurt me
00:35 You're a miracle Your stories have none of that
00:28 You play with your balls a lot Mm
00:19 Why did you kiss my ear
00:08 He says we're going the wrong way Oh he's drunk
00:32 Del what are you doing here
00:26 Yeah where you going Chicago
00:35 Why would I put it there
00:18 What the hell you driving We had a small fire last night
00:05 Neal What's the temperature Del One
00:37 I knew I knew you Yeah
00:09 You could've killed me slugging me in the gut
00:15 Was that seat hot or what