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Cab Dispatcher:
Where are you going? Neal:
Chicago. Cab Dispatcher:
Chicago? Neal:
Yeah, Chicago. Cab Dispatcher:
You know you're in St. Louis? Neal:
Yes I do. Cab Dispatcher:
Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal. Neal:
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? [the cab dispatcher punches him in the face]
Where are you going? Neal:
Chicago. Cab Dispatcher:
Chicago? Neal:
Yeah, Chicago. Cab Dispatcher:
You know you're in St. Louis? Neal:
Yes I do. Cab Dispatcher:
Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal. Neal:
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? [the cab dispatcher punches him in the face]
Full Transcript
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Yeah where you going Chicago
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Chicago Chicago
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You know you're in St Louis
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Yes I do
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Try the airlines they're faster and you get a free meal
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If I wanted a joke I'd watch you take a leak
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Are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens
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Movie Summary
A Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.
Actors
Cab Dispatcher
Neal Page
