Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Yes. How may I help you? You can start by wiping that...

Car Rental Agent: [edited TV version only] [cheerfully] Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that chirpy turkey smile off your rosy cheeks! Then you can give me an automobile! A Datsun, a Toyota, a Mustang, a Buick! Four wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of nowhere with keys to a car that isn't there. And I really didn't care to walk down a highway and across a runway to get back here to have you smile in my face. I want a car... right... now. Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy. Neal: Oh, boy, what? Car Rental Agent: [chuckles] You're screwed.