You're screwed

Car Rental Agent:

[edited TV version only] [cheerfully] Car Rental Agent:
Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal:
Yes. Car Rental Agent:
How may I help you? Neal:
You can start by wiping that chirpy turkey smile off your rosy cheeks! Then you can give me an automobile! A Datsun, a Toyota, a Mustang, a Buick! Four wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of nowhere with keys to a car that isn't there. And I really didn't care to walk down a highway and across a runway to get back here to have you smile in my face. I want a car... right... now. Car Rental Agent:
May I see your rental agreement? Neal:
I threw it away. Car Rental Agent:
Oh, boy. Neal:
Oh, boy, what? Car Rental Agent:
[chuckles]
You're screwed