Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain...
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General Grawl:
[to Chuck]
Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Soldier #1:
Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski?
Soldier #2:
I shoot Kolski.
General Grawl:
No. You shoot Meckavoy.
Soldier #2:
Then who shoots Kolski?
Soldier #3:
I can shoot myself.
General Grawl:
That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
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Tell us your invasion plans
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And don't bother taking over my mind
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If you do Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me
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If you take over Captain Kisno's mind
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Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him
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If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind
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Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno Lieutenant Groit and myself
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along with these three soldiers
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Each man has a designated target in the squad
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Should you succeed in taking over all our minds
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Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone
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If this fails the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button
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Uh General sir Am I supposed to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski
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I shoot Kolski No You shoot Meckavoy
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Well then who shoots Kolski
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I can shoot myself
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That won't be necessary Hecknavar you shoot Kolski Captain Kisno
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and graze Corporal Hisk
Clip duration: 49 seconds
Views: 163
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 34s
Uploaded: 07 December, 2022
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: An alien civilization is invaded by Astronaut Chuck Baker, who believes that the planet was uninhabited. Wanted by the military, Baker must get back to his ship before it goes into orbit without him.
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01:05 There it is Just two more days Wow
00:36 What do you want Thanks for asking
00:15 What You were just talking alien
00:15 A cork
00:22 That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs
00:07 What are we supposed to do
00:04 I love fake alien poop day
00:09 Either your name is Lem or you want to mate with me
00:03 I'm on Facebook
00:17 Oh just great Perfect
00:10 You're a great planet and your '50s are fine
00:08 I don't want to hear a single bubble
00:05 You become invincible Oh good Then you do it
00:11 If you have to do a number one use these papers
00:09 You'd destroy the whole base just to get me
00:10 Look at it Professor It's hideous And that smell
00:11 Hey Neera now that this is all over
00:04 They are a different
00:17 I've never gone parking before
00:04 What's the matter