"Planet of the Apes" quotes
After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade.
Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Pierre Boulle, William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $180,011,740
Released: 27 Jul 2001
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 11 wins & 32 nominations total
188 Clips
00:07 Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human
00:13 Damn them
00:05 Is there a soul in there
00:05 Can't we all just get along
00:07 Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist
00:05 Never send a monkey to do a man's job
00:11 Who said to throw stones at humans My father
00:14 I'd like to see your world
00:20 I can't go home either
00:12 No no wait There's no need now
00:10 What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim
00:33 We're fine
00:04 That goes for all species
00:04 I'm going to get my chimp
00:14 Was the homo sapien mean to you
00:04 Apes in cages Right
00:09 Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder
00:30 Well he's wrong
00:12 Are you trying to put me out of business
00:06 Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes
00:10 Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet
00:06 Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them
00:12 How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they...
00:28 You know one day they'll tell a story
00:07 Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator
00:05 It's disgusting the way we treat humans
00:05 Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys
00:09 Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight
00:23 I warn you
00:06 We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla
00:04 Ow These things hurt
00:07 You kill him you lower yourself to his level
00:08 I knew it You're sensitive
00:13 Letting him go No He'll ride with us
00:21 You know I'd like to thank you
00:06 Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul
00:08 My fight is with Thade not you
00:08 All right get them out
00:05 It's safe You can come out now
00:06 Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young
00:07 Yet she spends a fortune grooming
00:15 Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets
00:07 What It's over
00:08 We were the slaves and the humans
00:07 How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you...
00:03 Not you again
00:04 Get the humans
00:17 You've gotta make them understand
00:03 Play dead
00:13 A moment, sir.
00:07 Again
00:04 Again
00:04 Again
00:04 Again
00:14 All right get them out
00:25 And I have a pretty new collar...
00:06 Apes in cages Right
00:19 Apes.
00:20 Are you trying to put me out of business
00:25 Bow your heads!
00:07 Can't we all just get along
00:18 Check every house!
00:08 Come on
00:19 Come on! We have to swim.
00:13 Damn them
00:10 Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet
00:13 Everything I have believed is a lie!
00:18 Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist
00:14 Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator
00:13 Get behind the ship!
00:10 Get them marked!
I got orders to fill!
00:24 Good luck. Have a nice ride.
Leave me. I'll only slow y...
00:14 Hear my prayers, Semos,
father of all apes.
00:16 He'll turn us into slaves!
00:11 Here they come.
00:11 He's lying!
00:10 He's not in the city.
00:09 Hey, where am I?
00:25 Hey, there you are.
00:09 How dare you show your face here?!
00:07 How long can a human
hold its breath underwater?
00:10 How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you...
00:18 - How'd these monkeys get like this?
- How else would t...
00:12 Hurry!
00:23 Apes are out of control.
00:20 I can't go home either
00:05 Captain Davidson,
report to the bridge.
00:11 Chart his course
to the eye of the storm.
00:05 Have him start
taking perimeter readings.
Cast
Captain Leo Davidson - Mark Wahlberg
Thade - Tim Roth
Ari - Helena Bonham Carter
Attar - Michael Clarke Duncan
Limbo - Paul Giamatti