"Planet of the Apes" quotes

Planet of the Apes poster
In 2029, an Air Force astronaut crash-lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Pierre Boulle, William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $180,011,740
Released: 27 Jul 2001
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 11 wins & 32 nominations total

90 Clips

Yet she spends a fortune grooming - Planet of the Apes 00:07
Yet she spends a fortune grooming
Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young - Planet of the Apes 00:06
Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young
It's safe You can come out now - Planet of the Apes 00:05
It's safe You can come out now
How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be - Planet of the Apes 00:07
How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be
All right get them out - Planet of the Apes 00:08
All right get them out
My fight is with Thade not you - Planet of the Apes 00:08
My fight is with Thade not you
Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul - Planet of the Apes 00:06
Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul
You know I'd like to thank you - Planet of the Apes 00:21
You know I'd like to thank you
Letting him go No He'll ride with us - Planet of the Apes 00:13
Letting him go No He'll ride with us
I knew it You're sensitive - Planet of the Apes 00:08
I knew it You're sensitive
You kill him you lower yourself to his level - Planet of the Apes 00:07
You kill him you lower yourself to his level
Ow These things hurt - Planet of the Apes 00:04
Ow These things hurt
We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla - Planet of the Apes 00:06
We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla
I warn you - Planet of the Apes 00:23
I warn you
Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight - Planet of the Apes 00:09
Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight
Play dead - Planet of the Apes 00:03
Play dead
Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys - Planet of the Apes 00:05
Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys
It's disgusting the way we treat humans - Planet of the Apes 00:05
It's disgusting the way we treat humans
You've gotta make them understand - Planet of the Apes 00:17
You've gotta make them understand
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator - Planet of the Apes 00:07
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator
You know one day they'll tell a story - Planet of the Apes 00:28
You know one day they'll tell a story
Get the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:04
Get the humans
How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be - Planet of the Apes 00:12
How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be
Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them - Planet of the Apes 00:06
Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them
Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet - Planet of the Apes 00:10
Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet
Not you again - Planet of the Apes 00:03
Not you again
Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes - Planet of the Apes 00:06
Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes
Are you trying to put me out of business - Planet of the Apes 00:12
Are you trying to put me out of business
Well he's wrong - Planet of the Apes 00:30
Well he's wrong
How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you handle humans - Planet of the Apes 00:07
How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you...
Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder - Planet of the Apes 00:09
Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder
Apes in cages Right - Planet of the Apes 00:04
Apes in cages Right
Was the homo sapien mean to you - Planet of the Apes 00:14
Was the homo sapien mean to you
I'm going to get my chimp - Planet of the Apes 00:04
I'm going to get my chimp
We were the slaves and the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:08
We were the slaves and the humans
That goes for all species - Planet of the Apes 00:04
That goes for all species
We're fine - Planet of the Apes 00:33
We're fine
What It's over - Planet of the Apes 00:07
What It's over
What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim - Planet of the Apes 00:10
What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim
No no wait There's no need now - Planet of the Apes 00:12
No no wait There's no need now
I can't go home either - Planet of the Apes 00:20
I can't go home either
I'd like to see your world - Planet of the Apes 00:14
I'd like to see your world
Who said to throw stones at humans My father - Planet of the Apes 00:11
Who said to throw stones at humans My father
Never send a monkey to do a man's job - Planet of the Apes 00:05
Never send a monkey to do a man's job
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist - Planet of the Apes 00:07
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist
Can't we all just get along - Planet of the Apes 00:05
Can't we all just get along
Is there a soul in there - Planet of the Apes 00:05
Is there a soul in there
Damn them - Planet of the Apes 00:13
Damn them
Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human - Planet of the Apes 00:07
Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human
Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets - Planet of the Apes 00:15
Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets
It's disgusting the way we treat humans - Planet of the Apes 00:15
It's disgusting the way we treat humans
It doesn't matter - Planet of the Apes 00:24
It doesn't matter
Is there a soul in there - Planet of the Apes 00:12
Is there a soul in there
I'm going to get my chimp - Planet of the Apes 00:12
I'm going to get my chimp
I'd like to thank you - Planet of the Apes 00:33
I'd like to thank you
I'd like to see your world - Planet of the Apes 00:30
I'd like to see your world
I will stop him - Planet of the Apes 00:15
I will stop him
My father - Planet of the Apes 00:32
My father
I warn you their ingenuity goes hand in hand with their cruelty - Planet of the Apes 00:39
I warn you their ingenuity goes hand in hand with their...
You're sensitive - Planet of the Apes 00:16
You're sensitive
You kill him - Planet of the Apes 00:18
You kill him
He rides with us - Planet of the Apes 00:32
He rides with us
Good evening - Planet of the Apes 00:21
Good evening
Get your stinking hands off me - Planet of the Apes 00:17
Get your stinking hands off me
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice - Planet of the Apes 00:15
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist - Planet of the Apes 00:19
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist
Doesn't he ever stop - Planet of the Apes 00:22
Doesn't he ever stop
Can't we all just get along - Planet of the Apes 00:13
Can't we all just get along
Are you trying to put me out of business - Planet of the Apes 00:26
Are you trying to put me out of business
Apes in cages - Planet of the Apes 00:10
Apes in cages
All right - Planet of the Apes 00:15
All right
What tribe are you from - Planet of the Apes 00:20
What tribe are you from
We're in control now - Planet of the Apes 00:17
We're in control now
Was the Homo sapien mean to you again - Planet of the Apes 00:40
Was the Homo sapien mean to you again
Trite but true - Planet of the Apes 00:16
Trite but true
Time to explain evolution to the monkeys - Planet of the Apes 00:15
Time to explain evolution to the monkeys
They'd be begging me for a treat right now - Planet of the Apes 00:27
They'd be begging me for a treat right now
They tried to KILL me - Planet of the Apes 00:24
They tried to KILL me
These things hurt - Planet of the Apes 00:11
These things hurt
The smarter we get - Planet of the Apes 00:17
The smarter we get
That is why every day we pray for rain - Planet of the Apes 00:23
That is why every day we pray for rain
That goes for all species - Planet of the Apes 00:12
That goes for all species
Some will say it was just a fairy tale - Planet of the Apes 00:42
Some will say it was just a fairy tale
She spends a fortune grooming herself - Planet of the Apes 00:20
She spends a fortune grooming herself
Next you'll be telling us that these beasts have a soul - Planet of the Apes 00:18
Next you'll be telling us that these beasts have a soul
Never send a monkey to do a man's job - Planet of the Apes 00:15
Never send a monkey to do a man's job
My fight is with Thade - Planet of the Apes 00:17
My fight is with Thade
Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder - Planet of the Apes 00:20
Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder
Maybe we're not so different - Planet of the Apes 00:30
Maybe we're not so different
Maybe they chose not to - Planet of the Apes 00:23
Maybe they chose not to

Cast

Captain Leo Davidson - Mark Wahlberg
Thade - Tim Roth
Senator Sandar - David Warner
Tival - Erick Avari
Gunnar - Evan Parke
Senator Nado - Glenn Shadix
Commander Karl Vasich - Chris Ellis
Lt. Col. Grace Alexander - Anne Ramsay
Major Maria Cooper - Andrea Grano
Major Frank Santos - Michael Jace
Specialist Hansen - Michael Wiseman
Nova - Lisa Marie
Gorilla Kid / Thade's Niece - Deep Roy
Red Ape Soldier / Man Hunt Ape - Chad Bannon
Limbo's 1st Handler / Ape Commander / 2nd Ape Soldier - Kevin Grevioux
Limbo's 2nd Handler / 1st Ape Soldier - Isaac C. Singleton Jr.
Ape Soldier - Quincy Taylor
Ape Dinner Guest - John Alexander
1st Ape Teenager / 2nd Ape Soldier - Jay Caputo
2nd Ape Teenager / Gossiping Male Ape - Philip Tan
Little Human Girl - Callie Croughwell
Girl Pet - Allie Habberstad
Human Kid #1 - Brett Smrz
Gorilla - Howard Berger
Old Ape #2 - Rick Baker
Ape Soccer Kid - Cameron Croughwell
Ape Soccer Kid - Joshua Croughwell
Ape Soccer Kid - Hannah Peitzman
Ape Soccer Kid - Molly Peitzman
Ape Soccer Kid - Jesse Tipton
Ape Soccer Kid - Shane Habberstad
Fruit Vendor - Chet Zar
Woman in Cart - Linda Harrison
Friend at Leo's Party - Eddie Adams
Friend at Leo's Party - Todd Babcock
Friend at Leo's Party - Lorenzo Callender
Friend at Leo's Party - Shonda Farr
Friend at Leo's Party - Kam Heskin
Friend at Leo's Party - Jim Holmes
Friend at Leo's Party - Todd Kimsey
Friend at Leo's Party - Candace Kroslak
Friend at Leo's Party - Joanna Krupa
Friend at Leo's Party - Elizabeth Lackey
Friend at Leo's Party - Mark Christopher Lawrence
Friend at Leo's Party - Melody Perkins
Friend at Leo's Party - Tate Taylor
Friend at Leo's Party (as Jonna Thompson) - Jonna Giovanna
Ape Warrior - Craig Appel
Ape Warrior #7 - Spitfire Brown
Red Army Chimp - Paul Bunnell
Human Slave - Adam Carrera
Ape Warrior - Toby Cockerell
Orangutan - Johnny Drocco
Red Army Gorilla #2 - Dragon Dronet
Orangutan with Briefcase - Patrick Coleman Duncan
Female Chimp - Patricia Eskenazi
Red Army Chimp #2 - Orlando Estrada
Red Army Gorilla Soldier - Ronald Gamble
Human Slave - Troy Higgins
Orangutan - Ben Hisoler
Red Army Chimp - Marc Joseph
Monkey Grinders Pet - Martin Klebba
Starving Human - Jesse Kristofferson
Red Army Chimp - Eric Lichtenberg
Red Ape Army Chimpanzee - Irene Nester
Ape Warrior - Daren Palacio
Human - Dana Schick