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"Planet of the Apes" quotes

Planet of the Apes poster
After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Pierre Boulle, William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $180,011,740
Released: 27 Jul 2001
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 11 wins & 32 nominations total
Play dead - Planet of the Apes 00:03 Play dead You've gotta make them understand - Planet of the Apes 00:17 You've gotta make them understand Get the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Get the humans Not you again - Planet of the Apes 00:03 Not you again How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you handle humans - Planet of the Apes 00:07 How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you... We were the slaves and the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:08 We were the slaves and the humans What It's over - Planet of the Apes 00:07 What It's over Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets - Planet of the Apes 00:15 Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets Yet she spends a fortune grooming - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Yet she spends a fortune grooming Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young It's safe You can come out now - Planet of the Apes 00:05 It's safe You can come out now All right get them out - Planet of the Apes 00:08 All right get them out My fight is with Thade not you - Planet of the Apes 00:08 My fight is with Thade not you Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul You know I'd like to thank you - Planet of the Apes 00:21 You know I'd like to thank you Letting him go No He'll ride with us - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Letting him go No He'll ride with us I knew it You're sensitive - Planet of the Apes 00:08 I knew it You're sensitive You kill him you lower yourself to his level - Planet of the Apes 00:07 You kill him you lower yourself to his level Ow These things hurt - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Ow These things hurt We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla - Planet of the Apes 00:06 We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla I warn you - Planet of the Apes 00:23 I warn you Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight - Planet of the Apes 00:09 Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys It's disgusting the way we treat humans - Planet of the Apes 00:05 It's disgusting the way we treat humans Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator You know one day they'll tell a story - Planet of the Apes 00:28 You know one day they'll tell a story How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be - Planet of the Apes 00:12 How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they... Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet - Planet of the Apes 00:10 Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes Are you trying to put me out of business - Planet of the Apes 00:12 Are you trying to put me out of business Well he's wrong - Planet of the Apes 00:30 Well he's wrong Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder - Planet of the Apes 00:09 Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder Apes in cages Right - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Apes in cages Right Was the homo sapien mean to you - Planet of the Apes 00:14 Was the homo sapien mean to you I'm going to get my chimp - Planet of the Apes 00:04 I'm going to get my chimp That goes for all species - Planet of the Apes 00:04 That goes for all species We're fine - Planet of the Apes 00:33 We're fine What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim - Planet of the Apes 00:10 What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim No no wait There's no need now - Planet of the Apes 00:12 No no wait There's no need now I can't go home either - Planet of the Apes 00:20 I can't go home either I'd like to see your world - Planet of the Apes 00:14 I'd like to see your world Who said to throw stones at humans My father - Planet of the Apes 00:11 Who said to throw stones at humans My father Never send a monkey to do a man's job - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Never send a monkey to do a man's job Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist Can't we all just get along - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Can't we all just get along Is there a soul in there - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Is there a soul in there Damn them - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Damn them Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human

Cast

Captain Leo Davidson - Mark Wahlberg
Thade - Tim Roth