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"Planet of the Apes" quotes

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After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Pierre Boulle, William Broyles Jr., Lawrence Konner
Production: N/A
Genre: thriller, science fiction, action, adventure
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $180,011,740
Released: 27 Jul 2001
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 11 wins & 32 nominations total

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Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human Damn them - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Damn them Is there a soul in there - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Is there a soul in there Can't we all just get along - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Can't we all just get along Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist Never send a monkey to do a man's job - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Never send a monkey to do a man's job Who said to throw stones at humans My father - Planet of the Apes 00:11 Who said to throw stones at humans My father I'd like to see your world - Planet of the Apes 00:14 I'd like to see your world I can't go home either - Planet of the Apes 00:20 I can't go home either No no wait There's no need now - Planet of the Apes 00:12 No no wait There's no need now What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim - Planet of the Apes 00:10 What's wrong Afraid of water Apes can't swim We're fine - Planet of the Apes 00:33 We're fine That goes for all species - Planet of the Apes 00:04 That goes for all species I'm going to get my chimp - Planet of the Apes 00:04 I'm going to get my chimp Was the homo sapien mean to you - Planet of the Apes 00:14 Was the homo sapien mean to you Apes in cages Right - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Apes in cages Right Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder - Planet of the Apes 00:09 Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder Well he's wrong - Planet of the Apes 00:30 Well he's wrong Are you trying to put me out of business - Planet of the Apes 00:12 Are you trying to put me out of business Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Smarter we get the more dangerous our world becomes Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet - Planet of the Apes 00:10 Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Maybe they choose not to given the way you treat them How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they be - Planet of the Apes 00:12 How'd these monkeys get like this How else would they... You know one day they'll tell a story - Planet of the Apes 00:28 You know one day they'll tell a story Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator It's disgusting the way we treat humans - Planet of the Apes 00:05 It's disgusting the way we treat humans Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Let's go explain evolution to the monkeys Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight - Planet of the Apes 00:09 Senator good evening Dear you look lovely tonight I warn you - Planet of the Apes 00:23 I warn you We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla - Planet of the Apes 00:06 We're in control now We're the 800 pound gorilla Ow These things hurt - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Ow These things hurt You kill him you lower yourself to his level - Planet of the Apes 00:07 You kill him you lower yourself to his level I knew it You're sensitive - Planet of the Apes 00:08 I knew it You're sensitive Letting him go No He'll ride with us - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Letting him go No He'll ride with us You know I'd like to thank you - Planet of the Apes 00:21 You know I'd like to thank you Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul My fight is with Thade not you - Planet of the Apes 00:08 My fight is with Thade not you All right get them out - Planet of the Apes 00:08 All right get them out It's safe You can come out now - Planet of the Apes 00:05 It's safe You can come out now Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Trite but true Youth is wasted on the young Yet she spends a fortune grooming - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Yet she spends a fortune grooming Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets - Planet of the Apes 00:15 Excellent The little ones make wonderful pets What It's over - Planet of the Apes 00:07 What It's over We were the slaves and the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:08 We were the slaves and the humans How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you handle humans - Planet of the Apes 00:07 How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you... Not you again - Planet of the Apes 00:03 Not you again Get the humans - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Get the humans You've gotta make them understand - Planet of the Apes 00:17 You've gotta make them understand Play dead - Planet of the Apes 00:03 Play dead A moment, sir. - Planet of the Apes 00:13 A moment, sir. Again - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Again Again - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Again Again - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Again Again - Planet of the Apes 00:04 Again All right get them out - Planet of the Apes 00:14 All right get them out And I have a pretty new collar... - Planet of the Apes 00:25 And I have a pretty new collar... Apes in cages Right - Planet of the Apes 00:06 Apes in cages Right Apes. - Planet of the Apes 00:19 Apes. Are you trying to put me out of business - Planet of the Apes 00:20 Are you trying to put me out of business Bow your heads! - Planet of the Apes 00:25 Bow your heads! Can't we all just get along - Planet of the Apes 00:07 Can't we all just get along Check every house! - Planet of the Apes 00:18 Check every house! Come on - Planet of the Apes 00:08 Come on Come on! We have to swim. - Planet of the Apes 00:19 Come on! We have to swim. Damn them - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Damn them Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet - Planet of the Apes 00:10 Doesn't matter Apes humans My planet your planet Everything I have believed is a lie! - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Everything I have believed is a lie! Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist - Planet of the Apes 00:18 Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator - Planet of the Apes 00:14 Extremism in defense of apes is no vice senator Get behind the ship! - Planet of the Apes 00:13 Get behind the ship! Get them marked! I got orders to fill! - Planet of the Apes 00:10 Get them marked! I got orders to fill! Good luck. Have a nice ride. Leave me. I'll only slow you down. - Planet of the Apes 00:24 Good luck. Have a nice ride. Leave me. I'll only slow y... Hear my prayers, Semos, father of all apes. - Planet of the Apes 00:14 Hear my prayers, Semos, father of all apes. He'll turn us into slaves! - Planet of the Apes 00:16 He'll turn us into slaves! Here they come. - Planet of the Apes 00:11 Here they come. He's lying! - Planet of the Apes 00:11 He's lying! He's not in the city. - Planet of the Apes 00:10 He's not in the city. Hey, where am I? - Planet of the Apes 00:09 Hey, where am I? Hey, there you are. - Planet of the Apes 00:25 Hey, there you are. How dare you show your face here?! - Planet of the Apes 00:09 How dare you show your face here?! How long can a human hold its breath underwater? - Planet of the Apes 00:07 How long can a human hold its breath underwater? How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you handle humans - Planet of the Apes 00:10 How many times have I told you to wear gloves when you... - How'd these monkeys get like this? - How else would they be? - Planet of the Apes 00:18 - How'd these monkeys get like this? - How else would t... Hurry! - Planet of the Apes 00:12 Hurry! Apes are out of control. - Planet of the Apes 00:23 Apes are out of control. I can't go home either - Planet of the Apes 00:20 I can't go home either Captain Davidson, report to the bridge. - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Captain Davidson, report to the bridge. Chart his course to the eye of the storm. - Planet of the Apes 00:11 Chart his course to the eye of the storm. Have him start taking perimeter readings. - Planet of the Apes 00:05 Have him start taking perimeter readings.
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Cast

Captain Leo Davidson - Mark Wahlberg
Thade - Tim Roth
Ari - Helena Bonham Carter
Attar - Michael Clarke Duncan
Limbo - Paul Giamatti
All Cast