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Planet Terror

Best in Texas

J.T. Hague:
Best in Texas

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Best in Texas
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
432
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:40
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, fantasy
Production
Dimension Films,Troublemaker Studios,Rodriguez International Pictures

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Movie Summary

After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it's up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release.

Actors

Jeff Fahey
J.t. Hague
Jeff Fahey
I think I nailed it. - Planet Terror 00:12
I think I nailed it.
Hey my other tooth fell outHehIt sure didHey your tooth fell out tooWe're toothless buddiesOh we sure are - Planet Terror 00:21
Hey my other tooth fell outHehIt sure didHey your tooth fell...
We're toothless buddies. - Planet Terror 00:07
We're toothless buddies.
Now, take the gun. - Planet Terror 00:27
Now, take the gun.
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't meI want you to shoot them okayI'm not kidding TonyYou shoot themjust like your video gamesYou shoot them in the headWhat if it's DadEspecially if it's your dad - Planet Terror 00:22
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't meI want you...
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me - Planet Terror 00:22
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me
And be careful where you point that thing. - Planet Terror 00:11
And be careful where you point that thing.
Tony! Aah! Hello, baby. - Planet Terror 00:09
Tony! Aah! Hello, baby.
I'm gonna eat your brains... - Planet Terror 00:09
I'm gonna eat your brains...
God damn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again. - Planet Terror 00:55
God damn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again.
Are you a wrecker, Wray? - Planet Terror 00:12
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
Just stack 'em on top of the counter. - Planet Terror 00:57
Just stack 'em on top of the counter.
Hey you want some barbecueHeh heh heh Best in TexasAw no thanksWhat's the matter you don't eat meatOh I eat meatI also eat lots of shitYou see thisWhat's thatShit eating grinYou ought to be a comedianWhat do you think of the legOh that's funny - Planet Terror 00:25
Hey you want some barbecueHeh heh heh Best in TexasAw no...
I like how you say fuckGood Fuck you - Planet Terror 00:06
I like how you say fuckGood Fuck you
Oh, so, now you're the comedian. - Planet Terror 00:12
Oh, so, now you're the comedian.
That's my jacket. - Planet Terror 00:35
That's my jacket.
Did you find what was in the pock etFuck noLook for itNo the other oneI was gonna give it to you but you left meYou took the jacketAnd I looked for it for two weeksRead itTwo against the worldRemember thatI never forgot it - Planet Terror 00:51
Did you find what was in the pock etFuck noLook for itNo the...
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. - Planet Terror 00:15
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.
"Two against the world." Remember that? - Planet Terror 00:20
"Two against the world." Remember that?
I figured one of them new deputies might end up shootin' me, but not you, Tolo! - Planet Terror 00:19
I figured one of them new deputies might end up...