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What are you doing nowI'm going to be a standup comedianReallyYou're not funnyThat's what I've been trying to tell everybodybut they all say I'm hystericalBut you're notGreat Well that's just

There's a difference between being frank... and being dick

Planet Terror • 2007

El Wray:
So what are you going to do now?Cherry Darling:I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.El Wray:You're not funny.Cherry Darling:That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious.El Wray:But you're not.Cherry Darling:There's a difference between being frank... and being dick

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what are you doing now

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I'm going to be a standup comedian

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Really

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You're not funny

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That's what I've been trying to tell everybody

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but they all say I'm hysterical

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But you're not

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Great Well that's just fantastic

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because I believed everybody and I've already booked shows in town

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Now what am I gonna do

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Yeah Yeah that that sucks really

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There's a difference between being frank

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and being dick

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لمذا انت هنا

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سوف اعمل ممثله هزليه

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حقا

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ولكنك لست مضحكه

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هذا هو ما احاول ان اقنع به الجميع

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لكن جميعهم يقولون اننى مضحكه

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لكنك لست كذلك

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عظيم حسنا كان ذلك رائعا

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انني اصدق الجميع وقمت بالحجز العرض في المدينة

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ماذا سوف افعل الأن

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نعم نعم تلك تلك الرضعات حقا

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هذا هو الفرق بين الصراحه

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وقلة الذوق

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Tu fais quoi maintenant

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Je vais faire du stand up

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Sans blague

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T'es pas drôle

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J'arrête pas de le dire

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mais on me trouve tordante jusqu'à l'hystérie

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Ce qui est faux

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Je te remercie

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Mais je l'ai cru et j'ai déjà des engagements

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Je suis coincée

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C'est sûr ça craint

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Il y a une différence entre être franc

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et être con

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Und was machst du jetzt

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Ich werde Komikerin

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Echt

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Aber du bist nicht komisch

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Das sag ich ja auch immer aber alle meinen ich wäre der Brüller

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Bist du aber nicht Na ist ja ganz toll

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ich hab ihnen geglaubt und schon Auftritte arrangiert

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Was soll ich denn jetzt machen Ja ja Ist echt zum Kotzen

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Es gibt einen Unterschied zwischen ehrlich sein

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und ein Arschloch sein

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今何してる

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スタンダップコメディアンになる

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マジでか

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お前には似合わねえ

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皆にそれを言いたかったんだ

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私はヒステリーだって

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そりゃ違う

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すごい素晴らしいね

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皆を信じたおかげで町でのショーを予約した

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どうすりゃいいの

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ああああそりゃ最悪だ

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違いがあるんだよ率直なのと

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ムカつくのとね

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сейчас делаешь

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Готовлюсь в комики

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Честно

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Ты ж не смешная

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И я так думаю А люди считают меня гомерически смешной

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Это не так

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Отлично А я им поверила и уже договорилась о выступлениях

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Что теперь делать Да это хреново

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Правда

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Знаешь честность порой бывает лишней

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и подлой

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qué estás haciendo ahora

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Seré comediante

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En serio

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No eres graciosa

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Es lo que les digo a todos

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pero ellos dicen que soy una risa

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Pero no es así

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Qué bien Qué maravilla

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Porque les creí y tengo shows reservados en el pueblo

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Qué voy a hacer ahora

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Sí es una mierda en serio

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Hay una diferencia entre ser sincero

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y ser un idiota

Available in 7 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

1,128

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:56

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, fantasy

Production

Dimension Films,Troublemaker Studios,Rodriguez International Pictures

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Movie Summary

After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it's up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release.

Actors

El Wray

Freddy Rodríguez

Cherry Darling

Lt. Muldoon