I like blondes. Little blondes with long hair and short skirts and boots and big chest and...

Allan: I like blondes. Little blondes with long hair and short skirts and boots and big chest and bright, witty and perceptive. Dick: Well, don't set yourself ridiculous stands, Allan. Linda: She must be beautiful with long hair and a big bust? Allan: Yes. And a good behind - something I can sink my teeth into.

- We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? - He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. Blondes with long hair and short skirts and boots and big chests and bright and witty. Don't set yourself silly standards. She must be beautiful with a big bust? And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. - He was always fussy. - But look at the result. You never went out. Sally has long hair and a good size chest. - What's good size? - Like this I guess. - She's not very bright. - What does she do? - She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. You might get her into bed. With my luck I won't get her into a chair. These girls often don't have great minds. Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing.