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Playing God

If there's one thing I hatemore than clergy, it's lawyers, so please, all right, tell...

If there's one thing I hate
more than clergy, it's lawyers, so please, all right, tell Jesus I said I'm
sorry, forgive me

Full Transcript

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If there's one thing I hate more than clergy, it's lawyers,
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so please, all right,
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tell Jesus I said I'm sorry, forgive me.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:08
Uploaded
May 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A pair of con artists recruit their longtime mentor to "play" God in order to scam a grieving billionaire.
This is a 1962 bottle of scotch. - Playing God 00:04
This is a 1962 bottle of scotch.
It was a birthday gift from my wife, my ex-wife. - Playing God 00:05
It was a birthday gift from my wife, my ex-wife.
I drank four and change this morning, so please, - Playing God 00:10
I drank four and change this morning, so please,
In person, no smoke and mirrors, no burning bush. - Playing God 00:06
In person, no smoke and mirrors, no burning bush.
I've meditated on the banks of the Ganges. - Playing God 00:04
I've meditated on the banks of the Ganges.
I was audited by a operating thetan. - Playing God 00:05
I was audited by a operating thetan.
I drank Ayahuasca with a Brazilian shaman - Playing God 00:10
I drank Ayahuasca with a Brazilian shaman
Now you two show up at my door - Playing God 00:11
Now you two show up at my door
Mr. Elwood, we would like to stay in touch. - Playing God 00:04
Mr. Elwood, we would like to stay in touch.
God is waiting in case you change your mind. - Playing God 00:05
God is waiting in case you change your mind.
So I mean he had to have gotten that 20,000 from a safe. - Playing God 00:05
So I mean he had to have gotten that 20,000 from a safe.
Yes, I'm positive we can make that happen. - Playing God 00:05
Yes, I'm positive we can make that happen.
Yeah, Tuesday, 10 a.m., rooftop at Hotel Alessandra. - Playing God 00:05
Yeah, Tuesday, 10 a.m., rooftop at Hotel Alessandra.
All right, next up it'll be couples skate, ladies choice. - Playing God 00:05
All right, next up it'll be couples skate, ladies choic...
I'll be, boys and girls, look who just walked in, - Playing God 00:09
I'll be, boys and girls, look who just walked in,
Lysoling 122 pairs of skates in 32 seconds, - Playing God 00:08
Lysoling 122 pairs of skates in 32 seconds,
Oh yeah, oh, he ran the place when I was away. - Playing God 00:05
Oh yeah, oh, he ran the place when I was away.
So, what do I owe this lovely surprise? - Playing God 00:04
So, what do I owe this lovely surprise?
Who got ya, Jehovah's Witnesses, bicycle guys, Scientology? - Playing God 00:06
Who got ya, Jehovah's Witnesses, bicycle guys, Scientol...
No, no, Kansas City, the Finkel job, - Playing God 00:07
No, no, Kansas City, the Finkel job,