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Samson:
There's a reason Romeo killed himself, okay? Suicide was the best option for this guy. Mallory:
Why? Scott:
What? Lyle:
No, no. Romeo set the standard for love. Samson:
No, Shakespeare didn't know anything about love. The guy was a sexual deviant, okay? He couldn't keep his hands off himself. That's why his name was Shakespeare Narrator:
It's true. Hardy, Dickens, Longfellow, all sex starved pen names. Samson:
E. Cummings Scott:
Updike Mallory:
Margaret *Atewood* Samson:
Dean *Cunts* Lyle:
[Correcting their pronunciation]
Atwood and Koontz. Scott:
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There's a reason Romeo killed himself, okay? Suicide was the best option for this guy. Mallory:
Why? Scott:
What? Lyle:
No, no. Romeo set the standard for love. Samson:
No, Shakespeare didn't know anything about love. The guy was a sexual deviant, okay? He couldn't keep his hands off himself. That's why his name was Shakespeare Narrator:
It's true. Hardy, Dickens, Longfellow, all sex starved pen names. Samson:
E. Cummings Scott:
Updike Mallory:
Margaret *Atewood* Samson:
Dean *Cunts* Lyle:
[Correcting their pronunciation]
Atwood and Koontz. Scott:
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There's a reason that Romeo killed himself
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Suicide was the best option for this guy
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Why
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No Romeo set the standard for love
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No Shakespeare didn't know anything about love
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The guy was a sexual deviant
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He couldn't keep his hands off of himself
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That's why his name was Shakespeare
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It's true
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Hardy Dickens Longfellow
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all sex starved pen names
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E E Cummings
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Updike
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Margaret Ate wood
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Dean Kuuntz
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Atwood and Koontz
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Movie Summary
A young man meets and instantly falls in love with an engaged woman.
