Let's kick ass!

Lt. Mauser:

[in the squad room where Mauser is seen wearing a horrible-looking wig]
Well, it seems that yours truly was the object of a malicious prank. Now, can anybody in here tell me... [exposes his hands covered in black glue residue] Lt. Mauser:
How this happened? Carey Mahoney:
I can, sir, and if you don't stop that, you could go blind. [the other officers start chuckling as Mauser an Proctor react in fury] Lt. Mauser:
You think you're funny, don't you, Mahoney? Well, you're on report. [to Proctor] Lt. Mauser:
Put him on report. [Proctor immediately gets out his notepad as an angry Captain Lassard enters the room covered in spray-paint graffiti] Lt. Mauser:
We are not going to leave this room until we find out what happened! [Lassard angrily slams his coat on the table as he looks at Lassard] Lt. Mauser:
What happened? Vinnie Schtulman:
[annoyed]
What's going on here? Lt. Mauser:
Oh, nothing, sir. I was just reprimanding your men. Vinnie Schtulman:
Oh, the hell with your goddamn reprimands. Lt. Mauser:
No, sir, you don't understand. Vinnie Schtulman:
Shut up, Lieutenant, I have something to say! Lt. Mauser:
[shows Lassard his hands]
Sir, would you take a look at my hands? Vinnie Schtulman:
I think it's a matter of personal hygiene. I am talking about public safety! Lt. Mauser:
[under his breath]
Yes, sir. Vinnie Schtulman:
[to the officers]
Now, listen up, everybody. This is serious. We've got to do something. This is war! Now, we didn't start it, but we are going to finish it. I don't care if we have to work time in a half, I don't care if we have to work double-time, but mark my words, we are going to nail these punks starting now! [everybody jumps from their chairs waving their batons in glory] Sistrunk:
Let's kick ass! [fires gun in the air, alarming everybody in the room]