"Police Squad!" quotes

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Sight gags, puns and non-sequiturs abound as bumbling Sgt. Det. Lt. Frank Drebin and his colleagues at Police Squad solve various puzzling cases.

Director: N/A
Writer: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1982
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.4
Released: 04 Mar 1982
Awards: Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. 1 win & 3 nominations total

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Det. Frank Drebin - Leslie Nielsen
Capt. Ed Hocken - Alan North
Abraham Lincoln - Rex Hamilton
Mr. Olson - Ed Williams
Johnny - William Duell
Norberg - Peter Lupus
Poisoned Man - William Shatner
Stabbed Man - William Conrad
Stabbed Man - Lorne Greene
Shot Woman - Florence Henderson
Executed Man - Robert Goulet
Police under the Safe - Georg Stanford Brown
Mrs. Twice - Barbara Tarbuck
Martin - Rudy Solari
Dutch - Al Ruscio
Dick Clark - Dick Clark
Dr. Joyce Brothers - Joyce Brothers
Tommy Lasorda - Tommy Lasorda
Dr. Zubatsky - Terrence Beasor
Rocky - John Ashton
Veronica - Claudette Nevins
Cooper - Floyd Levine
Ralph Twice - Russell Shannon
Thames - Byron Webster
The Champ - Grand L. Bush
Kingsley - Ken Michelman
Willy - Jerry Layne
The Mime - Peter Elbling
Coroner - Wayne Winton
Charlotte - K Callan
Narrator - Marvin Miller
Patient - David Schwimmer
Poker Player - Tony Sirico
Mike Schultz - Thomas Rosales Jr.
Heckler - Michael Frost
Dental assistant - Mallory Sandler