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Poor Greg Drowning

"I promise not to bea serial killer" dot-dot-dot..."anymore

"I promise not to be
a serial killer" dot-dot-dot..."anymore

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"I promise not to be a serial killer"
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dot-dot-dot..."anymore.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:44
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Greg is a love addict whose girlfriend left him for their couples therapist. Depressed, heartbroken, and unemployed, Greg must find a roommate to help pay rent. But Greg scares all potential roommates away, except for a girl named...
Hmm. Sounds a little desperate, perhaps too good to be true, - Poor Greg Drowning 00:06
Hmm. Sounds a little desperate, perhaps too good to be true,
Yes, I did. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:04
Yes, I did.
No, because people think Peyton Manning - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
No, because people think Peyton Manning
And I have a functioning vagina as well. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
And I have a functioning vagina as well.
Is that okay, that I'm a... a woman? - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
Is that okay, that I'm a... a woman?
No matter what, - Poor Greg Drowning 00:10
No matter what,
- No. Are you? - Oh. No. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:04
- No. Are you? - Oh. No.
So, uh, is there anything else that you... that you might need? - Poor Greg Drowning 00:04
So, uh, is there anything else that you... that you might ne...
Uh, other than an 8 ball and a good fisting, - Poor Greg Drowning 00:06
Uh, other than an 8 ball and a good fisting,
Well, um, let me know if you need any help, - Poor Greg Drowning 00:07
Well, um, let me know if you need any help,
And, uh, mahalo. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
And, uh, mahalo.
Oh, this... actually this, um... this is a painting - Poor Greg Drowning 00:06
Oh, this... actually this, um... this is a painting
And he was also a really huge aficionado of Hungarian art. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:06
And he was also a really huge aficionado of Hungarian art.
- And, um... - Hungarian art? - Poor Greg Drowning 00:04
- And, um... - Hungarian art?
- But this is Florence. - This is Budapest, actually. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
- But this is Florence. - This is Budapest, actually.
It's Firenze. It's actually "fire." - Poor Greg Drowning 00:06
It's Firenze. It's actually "fire."
"Firenze" means "Florence" in Italian. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:04
"Firenze" means "Florence" in Italian.
And I lived over here in Florence. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
And I lived over here in Florence.
This is the Duomo. This is the Arno. - Poor Greg Drowning 00:05
This is the Duomo. This is the Arno.
Holy cow. Am I right? - Poor Greg Drowning 00:22
Holy cow. Am I right?