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Porch Pirates

(bright whimsical music) - Oh, oh, uh, do you needa hand detective or a cane?

(bright whimsical music) - Oh, oh, uh, do you need
a hand detective or a cane?

Full Transcript

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(bright whimsical music)
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- Oh, oh, uh, do you need a hand detective or a cane?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:35
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
Ichthys Films,Pine Line Studios,Red Plaid Films

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Movie Summary

A trio of detectives race to catch a mischievous gang of porch pirates and recover the Mayor's prized Beanie Baby, all while juggling their own holiday chaos.
- Actually I could use it. (grunting) - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Actually I could use it. (grunting)
Dang. Y'all weren't kidding. - Porch Pirates 00:06
Dang. Y'all weren't kidding.
- It's incredible. Oh, wow, look at that. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- It's incredible. Oh, wow, look at that.
- Oh, well, then since you know how this loss hurts us, - Porch Pirates 00:08
- Oh, well, then since you know how this loss hurts us,
(electricity zapping) - Porch Pirates 00:05
(electricity zapping)
And the even stranger thing is - Porch Pirates 00:06
And the even stranger thing is
(gentle suspenseful music) (electricity zapping) - Porch Pirates 00:08
(gentle suspenseful music) (electricity zapping)
- Yeah, but what I don't understand is, is - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Yeah, but what I don't understand is, is
But if you can think of anything else, - Porch Pirates 00:05
But if you can think of anything else,
(scooter rumbling) (bright percussive music) - Porch Pirates 00:39
(scooter rumbling) (bright percussive music)
- 60 picks in seven days is not bad, y'all. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- 60 picks in seven days is not bad, y'all.
- All right, guys, so not counting today, - Porch Pirates 00:06
- All right, guys, so not counting today,
- I can buy so many skateboards and tacos. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- I can buy so many skateboards and tacos.
You said the Beanie Baby was worth $20,000 by itself. - Porch Pirates 00:06
You said the Beanie Baby was worth $20,000 by itself.
- All right, before y'all start a mutiny, let me remind you - Porch Pirates 00:07
- All right, before y'all start a mutiny, let me remind...
All in favor for selling the Beanie Baby, raise your hand. - Porch Pirates 00:05
All in favor for selling the Beanie Baby, raise your hand.
- Sticky? No, he just needs to blow off some steam. - Porch Pirates 00:05
- Sticky? No, he just needs to blow off some steam.
- Yeah, I hope so. Otherwise picking season is over. - Porch Pirates 00:06
- Yeah, I hope so. Otherwise picking season is over.
(gentle suspenseful music) - Porch Pirates 00:08
(gentle suspenseful music)
(traffic bustling) - Porch Pirates 00:10
(traffic bustling)